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beating my shit

when u are bored so u go and beat your meat. also called masturbating or cumming.

me: *goes on a porn site (pornhub, xvideos, rule34, e621, etc.) and finds some good stuff 😈*
me: IM BEATING MY SHIT 😫

by drizzyglizzy October 2, 2023


Beat Off Syndrome

Better known as BOS. It’s when a male or female masturbates too much and cause inflammation in the wrist with pains of carpull weaner throbbing. The doctors who fix this problem often make incisions in the wrist to relieve the pain of BOS. Doctors often ask their patient during a consult, β€œWho Da BOS!?!” Usually the guilty party is in so much pain they book an appt to correct BOS.

My wrists are constantly hurting! You may suffer from Beat Off Syndrome and may need a consult with your doctor. You da BOS!

by DoubleA_CarsonCity December 14, 2018


spread eagle beating

Violent but pleasurable sex

Girl 1: I can’t wait for this business trip to be over so my boyfriend can give me a beating, I am so horny.
Girl 2: What kind of beating, a spread eagle beating?
Girl 1: What other kind is there?

by Lindy March 23, 2007

30πŸ‘ 15πŸ‘Ž


dead beat dad

a dad that doesnt play with his kids , Doesnt teach him how to play a beat , resulting in neglect,

see that dad over ther he never playes with his kids, what a dead beat dad

by Bear-3 August 19, 2015

8πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


beat you to a pulp

To beat someone so bad that they completely lose control of their body; causing their brains to run out of their head, the snot to run out of their nose, the piss to run out of their penis, and the shit to run out of their ass. The beating culminates as the person withers into a pulp and their pants fall down into a disgusting spew of brains, snot, piss, and shit. The beating concludes by certifying the person as a complete personal failure by uploading humiliating photos and videos of them to social media.

I’m gonna come over there and beat you to a pulp!

by IGKYA53 January 25, 2021

7πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


Chicken-Beating Marathon

The act of a male masturbating 26 times in a day.

Can be done with friends, and like monopoly, the rules can also be changed.

For example:
You must be able to successfully ejaculate 26 times. If you shoot a blank, you fail.

*start of day*
Jeff: Wanna do a chicken-beating marathon?
Mark: Yeah, sounds like a plan!

*end of day*
Mark: Red raw...

by Hawt Chocolate December 17, 2011

6πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


beats by chris brown

Headphones that assault your ears like he assaulted rihanna.

Yo man my new headphones are basically beats by chris brown.

by WhiteMaleHatesBlacks December 16, 2015

7πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž