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bed air

Put simply bed air, is the atmosphere in the air/area whilst relaxing in bed.

Bed air is especially pungent when tired, and/or before and went waking up.

Sorry, can't meet tonight. I'm in bed air already.

by EnglishTeaHouse September 16, 2022


NASA bed

A bed fit for an astronaut. It gives the owner delusions of grandeur and makes them think they're hot shit. In reality, it's the bed wherein the owner gets pegged.

Has anyone seen Gill? Aye, Geraldine is pegging him in the NASA bed

by Django Elf March 20, 2021


Bunk-Bed Kid

A bunk-bed kid is a kid who grew up sleeping in a bunk bed to themselves and had nobody to share it with.

Ethan looks like a bunk-bed kid.

by What Does This Word Mean? February 19, 2023


Bed Sniffer

Australian slang; An investigator from a welfare agency, who comes to your house to test your eligibility and question weather or not you are having sexual relations with your housemates. (As income could be less for people in a defacto relationship, than that of people simply co-residing.

Had to set up a second bed in the spare room today, because the bed sniffers are coming to investigate.

by 3BG October 4, 2019


Bed Sniffer

Bed sniffer is someone who actively tries to get into other people's sex lives uninvited and when it is not their business. a bed sniffer is also when someone is on the act of persecuting people based on sexuality, non life threatening, and sanitary fetishes and kinks.

1. george: "Did you really tell the head of our department that Jack was having sexual relations with a customer that actually met at a cafe??"
Jake: "of course I did, they were both men."
George: "Jake, you are just being a bed sniffer, the two did nothing wrong but shared coffee and went behind closed doors."

2. Blake: "Father Daniel what are you doing?"

Father Daniel: "I just got a collection of evidence for sinful sexual activities between Irene and Matthew."

Blake: "for what??? why would you be creepy like that?? their kinks have nothing to do with you.

Father Daniel: "it does because its just missionary and proper, soon the whole town will know of this evil and corruption"

Blake: "you are going too far bed sniffer!"

by TeiThule88 April 3, 2020


Fucked the bed

Screwing up something so ridiculously that the entire project was about as effective as "fucking the bed"

Wow Craig, you missed setting your line up Sunday after a brilliant week and ended up handing over your win, you really "fucked the bed" on that one.

by Savage Banshee April 23, 2017


Bed dump

A bed dump is a room what has a bed in it and the room is really messy

My bed dump is so messy I need to clean it

by Jacklyngumm20 November 16, 2020