Cool guy to hang around, but you don't see him much. One of his qualities is being exceptionally bald.
Is it just me, or does Brandon kinda look like Goku?
A gay fat person who is attracted to Luke’s and Craig’s
Omg did you see brandon eating that McDonald’s looking luke
- A Brandon is someone you should not be friends with. They're probably the worst person in the room. Do not speak with a Brandon. Dont even glance in their direction. Just genuinely stay away from a Brandon.
Person 1: Hey watch out for that guy
Person 2: Why?
Person 1: That's a Brandon
brandon was a gay person but pretending to be a straight guy
The most ugly, annoying person you will ever meet. He is usually very entitled and gross. Hes very loud and funny but very old like (40)
Wow, That guy is acting like a Brandon!
Brandon is a water deprived child from Africa. An Arabian Monkey Nigger. Brandon is so girthy. Able to impress any man with the size of his meaty cock.
Guy: I just had sex with Brandon’s huge and girthy dick.
Other guy: Brandon is just so gay and nice.