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not having to wait an hour for a butter chicken in Lazeez
John Smith: "How come Ahmed got his tikka massalla before us?"
Jane Doe: "Beanie man was hooking a brother up"
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When a couple has fucked the same person in the ass!
Darby; I fucked that chick in the ass!
Ralph; Me too!
Darby; ESKIMO PIE BROTHERS!!!!
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The worst insult in the entire English language. Every time this insult is used, an alternate universe is destroyed. This insult is so powerful it can't be countered.
Friend 1: Ur grandpap a trap
Friend 2: Well ur brother a mother
*thousands of alternate universes spontaneously combust*
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when your mom has another kid long after she should have stopped because someone forgot to use birth control.
there's me, my sister and my surprise baby brother.
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The idea that some one else controls, with who, when, where, how, you choose to have sex. Usually applied, to teens, religious affliations, military orginizations, power and control freaks, etc.
Man my friend is black, Jew, gay, and in the US Army; poor guy, he's got nobody he can love, very sad: yep he is caught by Big Brother sex.
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An Eskimo Brother is a person who you have a threesome with.
John: So you and Dan are Eskimo Brothers?
George: Hell yeah we are.
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During the act of copulation from a rear position, the 'smacker' scoops cole slaw into one hand and french fries into the other. They then proceed to smack his/her partner on each cheek, ass or face depending on preference, while proclaiming "How's yinz like me now n'at bizznitch!"
In Cleveland this is performed with a Panini’s sandwich and referred to as a “Panini’s Smack”, while in all other cities it is performed with peanut butter and jelly and is referred to as "The Peanut Butter Smack".
"ya' know after we drank all 'em Iron City's ahnd left yinz at da bar, we stopped ta get a Primati samich. well ya' know once we goht ta doin' et i 'ad ta give 'er a 'Primanti Brothers Smack'."
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