don't bust my crust

A term used by Keith Richards of The Rolling Stones. Richards wouldn't go onstage until he had ritually sank a knife into the crust of a fresh shepherds pie. Should someone dig into his pie, he would become hostile and uncooparative until a new one was sourced.

Now often used in a threatening way to cut short an argument before a fight ensues, akin to saying 'don't piss me off'. Also known to have been used as a warning to encourage an individual to get off of ones case.

"I'm telling you man, i'm pissed off already, don't bust my crust." "Well get off of my cloud then man!"

"Ok i'll do it, geeze woman, don't bust my crust!"

*Mick Jagger on seeing some pie missing - "Do you know the rules? You never, ever, take the shepherd's pie unless Keith's broken the crust first."

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bust a cap in yo azkaban

"Bust a cap in yo Azkaban" is a threat that is simulteously a Harry Potter reference, and a Harry Potter in the Hood reference. "Azkaban", in this phrase, is a play on "ass" or "azz".

"YO YOU BETTA SHUT THA FUCK UP 'FO I BUST A CAP IN YO AZKABAN!"

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Bust Me Open

To Put Some Ones Business Out In The Open.

Devin screamed over the class to Cam and said, "Cam, don't you like Jessica!?"
Cam yelled back, "Aw, why you got to bust me open like that?"

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slippery busted table leg

When having sex with a woman/man/other doggy-style, your penis slips out. It heads straight for Door Number 2 but gets jammed sideways in between the ass cheeks, thus resembling a broken table leg.

After his third slippery busted table leg, Bill was never the same.

Hurts more than a slippery busted table leg.

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Get Your Feet Busted

Get fucked hard so that afterwards you dont wanna move... like someone busted your feet.

girl, you need to let me come over so you can get your feet busted.

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(doesn't really) bust

not do so good, to not meet the neccessary standards.

yo, that trick he did on his sk8board doesn't really bust!

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bust my carbs

almost always used in the negative form of: do NOT bust my carbs.

to bust one's carbs is to be taken out of one's element; to be taken down a notch; to have one's (natural) high be ruined.

Most likely originated as a backlash to the Atkin's craze. Carbohydrates are actually a GOOD thing. So if someone "busts" them, that would be bad.

"i was chillin out at the spot when that annoying dood came in. He definitely busted my carbs"

"c'mon dood, don't bust my carbs"

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