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when you talk all tough to get in a fight.
John: What bitch ? U think ur bad ??
Mark: Dude are u fucking calling out right now ?
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The (metaphorically) funniest joke on the planet! A game series that goes from MW1 (which was a pretty sick game) to MW2 (which contained graphics that blew everyone away but had terrible game play with campers/OMA noobtubers/hackers/glitchers/and boosters) to Black Ops (which is the most recent game in the series that ironically has the worst graphics yet but decent game play!) It is metophorically a joke because the games go from bad to worse and people think it is still a good game (ironically the ones that are ruining it)
Person#1 - "Hey you guys wanna hear a funny joke?"
Crowd - "Sure!"
Person#1 - "Black ops!"
Crowd - (LOLz!)
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Creator of Black Ops (Retard) - (in a retarded voice) Hey guys i is r the craerter of black ops and i did goood job (ironically it is a piece of shit!)! I hired excpertz to designgng game plaeye and my 2 year old daughter draw maps her self (Hence why nuke town is well you know!) I R Kool!
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Call of Duty series ha what a joke!!!
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Call of Duty Ghosts is the next installment in the famous Call of Duty Franchise. It's expected to be one of the biggest, if not, the biggest launch title of 2013.
Sadly, even with a new engine, technology, etc. there will most likely be no innovation in this title. Time after time IW has failed to innovate when creating Call of Duty games except for the first two (more or less) so if you're looking for a game that's pretty much going to be like Call of Duty: Ghosts, then pick up Modern Warfare 3!
Cod Nerd : ****orgasmic sounds**** Call of Duty GHOSTS Traailller!! must .. buy it!!! .. ****orgasmic sounds continue****
Kid who knows whats up: Nigga didn't the same thing release in like.. 2011!?!?!
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You can either use this as a song, or you can turn this into a shock when you realise your dying grandmother has been CALLING YOU 16 times, to let you know she will die today.
bro i just got 16 missed calls from my dying grandma
oh i love that song
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If there’s a crip in your school you go up to them and call them a blood
Yo crip we blooding together right:call a crip a blood
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The act of a male dipping his member in garlic butter or other means of garlic flavored liquid and softly tapping it on a woman's face to wake her up. Can also be referred to as a "garlic facial".
He gave his girlfriend an Italian wakeup call, hoping to rouse her after a restful sleep.
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a cuddle call for when you're dating someone online or in a long distance relationship, usually one person asks for a cuddle and the other responds with "*cuddles* " or something similar to that.
Person 1: Hey I need cuddles
Person 2: *cuddles*
Person 2: now tell me what happened?
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Person 1: I want to cuddle someone...
Person 2: well you can give jack a Online Cuddle Call!
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