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chipping the wood

the act of masturbating through the instrumentation of pain or harmful tools to receive pleasure

man you seen Ricardo? ''no he must be chipping the wood''

by blackrain3 March 14, 2010


chip daddy

Father of the chips

Don't run from me I'm the chip daddy

by DTboi226 May 28, 2017


Fish and chips in the boardroom

When you are undertaking a activity that is important but not taking it seriously

This isn’t fish and chips in the boardroom mate, this is serious business

by Mickmcmanus April 21, 2023


chip time!!!

when dave gets a bag of yummy yummy chip and eats chip. dave likes to share chips with his pals: gavin, honey bee, bee, kins, possum, gordon, joe, maddie, and more! he even shares with doctor sunshine!

dave said it was chip time!!!
doctor sunshine asked if it was chip time!!!

by davesayschip April 21, 2020


Chip and Kale

The names of Jason's left and right testicle, respectively. Inspired by Chip and Dale, but not really, because we are in basic bitch era where everything is about kale.

(While going down on Jason) I'm gonna name them. Chip and Dale is cute but too boring. You haven't shaved today, so the left one is a bit crispy... the other one doesn't really taste like anything... Imma call them Chip and Kale.

by hellomynameisloca December 22, 2018


chips, man

Urgh! Women! They be messing with you.

Blokes 1: "My girlfriend and I just broke up."\
Blokes 2: "Chips, man"

by falate September 03, 2014


Piss and chips

Piss and chips is a phrase used as a stand-in to more common phrases such as, “Hello,” and “Uhhhhh.”

Teacher: What does X mean in this equation
Jaden: Piss and chips
Teacher: wtf

by Wyattwalnut December 02, 2020