the act of masturbating through the instrumentation of pain or harmful tools to receive pleasure
man you seen Ricardo? ''no he must be chipping the wood''
When you are undertaking a activity that is important but not taking it seriously
This isn’t fish and chips in the boardroom mate, this is serious business
when dave gets a bag of yummy yummy chip and eats chip. dave likes to share chips with his pals: gavin, honey bee, bee, kins, possum, gordon, joe, maddie, and more! he even shares with doctor sunshine!
dave said it was chip time!!!
doctor sunshine asked if it was chip time!!!
The names of Jason's left and right testicle, respectively. Inspired by Chip and Dale, but not really, because we are in basic bitch era where everything is about kale.
(While going down on Jason) I'm gonna name them. Chip and Dale is cute but too boring. You haven't shaved today, so the left one is a bit crispy... the other one doesn't really taste like anything... Imma call them Chip and Kale.
Urgh! Women! They be messing with you.
Blokes 1: "My girlfriend and I just broke up."\
Blokes 2: "Chips, man"
Piss and chips is a phrase used as a stand-in to more common phrases such as, “Hello,” and “Uhhhhh.”
Teacher: What does X mean in this equation
Jaden: Piss and chips
Teacher: wtf