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when you enter a woman's asshole instead of her vagina from behind, and she turns back to stare at you with one eye.
my woman gave me the Cold Fish Eye when my dick popped into her asshole and she wasn't expecting it.
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Often used when the temperature outside is rather cold. Also used when eating or touching something cold.
Person 1: This ice cream is really cold, here, have a bite.
Person 2: Ahhhh! That ice cream is cold beans.
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When you pinch somewhere to remove your erection.
I had to pinch my arm to get rid of that boner.
It was a cold rush of blood.
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The definition of a girl who stuffs her bra.
Originally, girls would use toilet paper or tissues, hence the term "Chest Cold".
GUY:Janet has a pretty big chest
FRIEND: Please, she has a total chest cold.
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To ruin a great thing, for an extended period of time. Can apply to activities, objects, food, basically anything that you like at first, but then have a bad experience that turns you off of it.
Lasagna tastes great leftover, but you have to microwave it fuckin forever to make sure the inside isn’t cold. Last time I ate lasagna, I burnt my mouth on the first bite, then threw up once I got to the cold middle. It was so nasty that I couldn’t eat lasagna for a year.
(847): puked bacardi raz this morning. NEVER drinking that shit again!
(315): bitch thats the cold lasagna effect 4 u
Just saw Zack and Miri Make a Porno with that fat dude from Knocked Up. I don’t think I’ll ever have anal again after that scene where the big-titted chick shits all over the cameraman.
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Most exaggerated wrestling move ever. And to surpass the Worm, the People's Elbow and the Cena Fist Drop or whatever it's called in the exaggeration category, well, any wrestling follower knows what a low that means.
The move is performed by catching an opponent off-guard, usually with a kick to the gut, then proceeding to hold his head with both hands while turning your back on him, and slamming his jaw against your shoulder. But that's the basic variation. Plenty of wrestlers can do this fairly decent move which, if executed IRL it can deal some good damage.
The real reason this variation is the big travesty it is, involves the reaction the victims are suppossed to have after being stunned. Yes, because we're expected to believe that the sheer force of the stunner causes the victim to bounce off the ring canvas and reach a point of complete upside-down verticality, after which the body can finally land face down. Come on. Even for circus wrestling standards, that's beyond ridiculous.
Jim Ross: And that's Austin's Stone Cold Stunner!
Jerry Lawler: Funny, I didn't bounce off like that last time he stunned me.
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