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the useage of a deep "metal" sounding voice to make fun of an 80's or 90's band.
also a local celebrity in the northern new jersey region, infamous for "tagging" street signs, walls, bathrooms, floors and small spaces in his highschool.
"Joseph, where is that fool, he must get on his knees, and pray, to THE COW GOD!!!!!!"
a word that u use when you're young cause you don't know what it means.
a word used to describe hypocrites
(person tells you not to whistle then he whistles) you hypocritical cow
Occurs when you are raped by a bull.
Or have a buddhist dentist who is a cattle rancher that has a ranch called neverland ranch and invites you over for an "appointment"
Leads to mad co disease which is a STD
Wow eggroll...i didnt know you had daughters...
I dont..they are cows
so you have cow daughters?
When a lesbian couple or group search for a larger partner.
Bonnie and Katlyn went cow hunting to spice up their date night.
I know wha you here for.
Your friend, a big black male, with a deep ah voice walks into the room. You are both on a road trip. You are staying at a cheap motel >:) . He slept in a different room then you. Suddenly, you feel the urge. The urge to ride his cock like a cow girl. You run toward him and start kissing him passionatly. You can feel his shit bulging. You want to stroke it. He grabs your massive tits and starts ripping off your blouse. He starts sucking your tits and you let out a small moan. His cock is pratically ripping off his pants now, so you deside to relieve him and you take off his pants. His monster cock is 8 inches. You get down on your hands and knees and scream daddy as you give the best hand job he will ever get. You start sucking it. He cums so much is fills up your mouth. But he is not done. He has another bullet in the chamber. He throws you on the bed and starts squeezing your tits with one hand and starts stripping your pants off with the other. Your pussy is so wet it feels like a water park. He starts sucking your pussy. He screams that he cant resist any more and rams his cock into your pussy. In and out for what seemed like hours. You feel like your going to cum so you scream Im cumming! He says wait so you hold it in. He tells you to get on top of him. You climb on top of him and he says, RIDE IT LIKE A COW GIRL! You ride that cock like its your horse bessie and you cum and he cums at the same time. The End.
Ride it like a cow girl >:) daddy