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smackintosh disease

when your a fucking melt

oh he’s defo got smackintosh disease

by ajtrappy November 1, 2022


Stinson disease

Falling deeply for someone, "catching feelings", but denying them because they would make you look weak and dependent.

John: Of course, I don't like her! I have lots of other girlfriends.. and I will not get emotionally attached to one girl, I don't do that!
Jane: Bud.. I think you caught the Stinson disease.

by L. Sosiska September 3, 2019


Stinson disease

Falling deeply for someone, "catching feelings", but denying them because they would make you look weak and dependent.

Andi: I have four girlfriends! That Russian girl is just a close friend, with benefits, that I just like to talk a lot to, hang out...

Louis: Listen, man.. I think you caught the Stinson disease.

Anna: Hey, what are you doing tonight?
Russian girl: Skyping with my colleague this evening, we are conducting research together
Anna: What, again?! And does your "colleague" know you caught the Stinson disease?

by L. Sosiska September 19, 2019


Lariat's Disease

The fact of getting to a certain point and not progressing for a very long time

Person 1: Hey, man, I got that sweet blue belt!
Person 2: nice! When's the next step
1: I dunno, soon-ish
Person 3: You have contracted Lariat's disease

by LPU1 November 9, 2019


Disney Disease

When something in pop culture becomes so ubiquitous that liking it is mandatory. People infected with Disney disease will dismiss any and all criticism as petty contrarianism, no matter how obviously flawed or downright awful the thing is.

Named after the company that reduces everything to flavorless gray mush.

Examples: capeshit, Harry Potter

My friend thinks I'm a depressed asshole because I never want to see his shitty MCU movies. He has a bad case of Disney disease.

by dontkillalljewspls October 8, 2021


Monke Disease

Symptoms: monke

Man1: Monke sounds
Man2: What?
Man3: Don't speak to him, he has monke disease.
Man2: Oh ok

by aminofficial February 13, 2021


song disease

songs disease-when you hear a song for the first time and you don't like it and after a while you hear it again and you fall madly in love with it thinking 'why the fuck i didn' t like this in the first place the first time'

eg: I don't like Lana del Rey's song but after a while I find again and it hits me with its deepness, and this is a song disease

by stefmar551 September 25, 2020