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A variety of potato chips flavored with salt and vinegar, which are also the primary cleansing ingredients found in a douche.
Mary's mouth had that not so fresh feeling until she ate a bag of douche chips.
term to describe the jackets commonly sold at ambercrombie and fitch, hollister, and american eagle. they r made of wool or something, usually brown on the outside and all puffy on the inside. basically worn to look gay.
That guys cool, wait no he's wearing a douche jacket!
1. noun: An extremely annoying person
2. adj: Good grief, he is a gigantic douche waffle!
1: Dang it, shut up, you douche waffle!
2: That guy is a jerk, therefor he is a douche waffle.
a person with qualities of douche-osity including any or all of the following: popped-collar pink shirt, black undershirt, cell phone clip, goofy hat, hemp bracelet, arm sweat band, living in Michigan, and/or wears 'intellectual' glasses
Cell phone clip, what? Don't be a douche bag!
(adj.)- the next step up from being a douche bag, usually a nosy bastard.
Guy: Yea, I boned that chick. And when I was done I gave her a Houdini
Chick: Why're you telling me this?! You're such a DOUCHE NOZZLE!
Someone who must always react to douchebag behavior with equal or greater douchebag behavior. The term generally only applies to people who are otherwise polite and kind until someone is rude to them first.
(Guy#1) Hey man I can't stand Tommy anymore. He has been such an asshole lately. I think I am going to key his car!
(Guy#2) No don't do that dude. Just because he is a douchebag doesn't mean you have to be a douche-back!
doing things that a douche bag would do
someone is being a dick for no reason, you would go dude enough of your douch baggery