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1. When a person is on Facebook so much that their eyes twitch to the bottom right-hand corner, checking to see if they have any notifications purely out of habit, even when they are on a website that is not Facebook.
2. Less common: When a person uses Facebook so much that they respond to non-Facebook-related situations (sometimes in the real world) in ways that would only be used on Facebook.
1. I was on Urban Dictionary the other day, where there are no notifications, but my Facebook twitch made me check the corner every two seconds.
2. Her Facebook twitch was so bad that when she saw me eating a muffin, she proceeded to shout out that she'd like to 'become a fan.'
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a Facebook user who logs on and lies in wait for someone else to log on, so that they can immediately trap them in a conversation.
Hm, I think I'll log into Facebook.
2 seconds later:
new message from Jason: HEY!!!!!
Damn, what a Facebook Shark.
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The new facebook layout that has everything crammed onto one page and that no one likes. Everyone was much happier with the old facebook, and now we're forced to use this new piece of shit.
"Have you seen the new facebook yet? it sucks."
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when someone is hammered and talks to you on facebook, kinda like drunk dialing or drunk texting
"i vane baely reas th e comp screen anuymote"
"and i can barely read your writing anymoreee, cause your drunk facebooking me"
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A Female or Male;prepherably a female. A person you meet on facebook, chat and inbox for a long period of time and then finally meet up, you hook up with "facebook bitch" just once. After the hook up you block her/him and ignore them afterwords.
Jim: so how was your night?
Bill: I had a fantastic night with a Facebook Bitch :)
Jim: NICE
Bill: yes, blocked that broad right after I got it in!
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People who update there status (mainly stones) daily with bullshit philosophies and phrases, in a bid to try and make themselves look intellectual.
For example a facebook philosophers may say Don't stay in bed unless your making money in bed etc...
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a person who seems to have a facebook for the sole purpose of cracking (often unfunny) jokes, usually in others' status updates. in reality, they're just looking for attention in a stupid way, and usually not even a real friend.
User 1: I can't believe that all of my work was lost just now when the power went out.
*facebook comedian likes this*
facebook comedian: I can! ololololol
User 2: *ignores previous post by non-friend comedian* daaaamn dude. i'm sorry that happened to you.
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