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A worthy apponent to Chuck Norris
Jesus Christ and Chuck Norris should fight!
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Drinking with the intention of getting drunk/plastered/shit faced
Guy 1: Dude what are you doing tonite
Guy 2: Man i had a shitty day so im just gonna be Pulling a jesus
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The false depiction of Jesus Christ that appears in paintings and all different types of media. Most people don't know the fact that Jesus in reality was an ancient Palestinian Jew. He wasn't the handsome white guy that's portrayed in movies and artwork.
It's that awkward moment when the Ku Klux Klan and all the racist Christians find out that the White Jesus they've been worshipping is actually a Middle Eastern Arab and not white at all.
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Jesus means a guy with a very small penis.
Damn he like Jesus. ( He has a small penis).
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Jesus is everyone's dad, he made you all.
I love Jesus!
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also referred to as Jesus of Nazareth or Jesus Christ, f were a Jewish preacher and religious leader who became the central figure of Christianity. Christians believe him to be the Son of God and the awaited Messiah (Christ) prophesied in the Old Testament.
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