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The thing you most likely will be putting in those damn urban dictionary mugs
Imagine you're in a cozy cafe, and you spot a classic white mug you bought from urban dictionary with the word "coffee" boldly printed on it, steaming with your energy bean juice inside.
coffee is made from a certain animal shit and frozen and chip to pieces to the size of a senzu bean and froze stiff with nitrogen and do not defrost. it is later grounded into coffee ground and poured hot water through it to drink in the morning or to stay away for the beneficial effect of staying up or waking up or warming up in the winter time. it is heated to body temperature degrees like normally shit would be when it comes out of someone ass and drop into cool toilet water and flush down the system. it started in ireland as an fine irish drink but made its way to america and columbia and people add everything to it to make it taste good but some people just like their coffee jet black for some reason.
i got the coffee brewing for you baby, i know how much you love your cup of joe in the morning.
An addicting substance best found at Dunkin’ Donuts
“Bella usually gets 3 cups of a day she’s turning into a coffee addict”
Somebody who has been coffed, or the beneficiary of a coffer
The coffer bought out the coffee shop.
My literal lifeblood, if I do not have my morning coffee, the world will burn at the hands of me.
Jim: “Hey dude, have you had your morning coffee yet?”
Brian: In front of 35 ft. white phosphorus cloud* “No Jim, I don’t believe I have.”