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The leading indicator that you live in the Bizarro Universe because all so-called 'Full decks' of cards have no 'ONES' in them. In the other parallel universe all decks of cards start with the ones. In our 'Bizarro Universe' there are no 'ones' and nobody misses them because we are not using our brains properly. Want more evidence? Get the revelatory book that will blow your mind - The One Of Hearts by Michael Mathiesen
The One of Hearts is missing from my deck of cards - interesting no?
Someone who has a cold heart but can illustrate his emotions to only a select audience of females
Jansen is such a cold hearted kisser
One of the two ways an American can die. The other one is guns.
An exclamation used to express how exciting or overwhelming something is, literally to the point that it is making one's heart beat too quickly. It is almost often used sarcastically to imply that something is actually unremarkable, dull, or unpleasant; entailing the opposite effect.
Howard: I would have been able to go to the party with Kevin after work, but my hardass boss wants me to stay and finish my co-worker's paperwork for him. Be still my heart!
John: Jane just asked me out, be still my heart!
feeling the wrong feeling about the true intentions or points to something, an emotional pain that is caused unintentionally.
I had a heart fart about what u told me but please help me understand better.
I certain type of masterbation when a man buys a animal heart and cuts a hole in it so he may insert his penis. This type of pleasure was invented by the I don't give a f**** in 'Merica.... Now stop making discusting things you nastys!!!
"Heart forward in front of her dude! She will think its sexy"