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Every person with red hair vows their life to loving the color green. They spend there day counting grass blades and attempting to communicate with worms using sounds waves that their millions of red antlers signal off the top of their head.
The Redheaded-code can control the life of all red headed people.
When a woman asks her man, why men love sundresses, knowing it will break Guy Code if he tells.
Ethan we have a Code Icarus, Mia is about to ask about the sundresses man play dumb and say nothing.
If you’re invited on a mans boat. Don’t ask to bring your boyfriend.
“Want to come on Mike’s boat this weekend?”
“Can I bring my boyfriend?”
“No! You shouldn’t even ask! don’t you know boat code.”
A largely uniform set of laws passed by each state that regulates commercial transactions in the United States. One of the main go tos of sovereign citizens to justify their beliefs and actions.
There goes Billy again, spouting off about why he doesn't have to pay bills because of some part of the Uniform Commercial Code.
An event of coding frantically without distraction in order to meet a deadline or please impatient clients in a short period of time.
Developer 1: "This project is due at the end of the day and it's already noon."
Developer 2: "Code Rage?"
Developer: "Code Rage!"
A person who provides computer code for goobergs that cannot code a program themselves. A Code Plug is the "plug for code". Teachers hate them.
Person 1: Yo, I can't code this program. What do I do?
Person 2: Go ask the Code Plug bro, he has it.
Person 1: Thanks bro. The Code Plug always has the code!