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I've accidentally broken my phone by putting a glitch/ bug on it
'There's a bug glitches on my phone and it's crashed it, it won't turn on anymore I need a new one'
- I crashed my phone- is where a phone had crashed by a glitch
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An exclamation to be used when something (besides a cell phone) is accidentally dropped or spilt.
Guy #1: Carefully place your mixed drink on the edge of the table and it falls! Oh, Shit! It's falling
Guy #2: "Oh, My Cell Phone!"
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tempe porn library.
captured rare spring break moments.
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When two people call one person but the third person doesnt know the second person is on the phone.
Zoe and Liz call Liz's ex-boyfriend but he doesn't know and get information about the breakup.
"Did you hear about how she "3-way phone call attack" me?"
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Vomiting in the toilet. Talking to Ralph/Ralf (vomiting), on the Big White Phone (white porcelain toilet).
Where's Linda? She was guzzling red wine like a Legionnaire, and now she's talking to Ralph On The Big White Phone.
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The phoneage of a mate (just for some banter) after consuming a large quantity of beer at a late hour of the evening
I did a phone a mate when its late the other day and got a right cunting!! mwahahahahahahaha!!!! What a twat!!
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A sentence used by a guy who sold out a well-known famous franchise to the chinese investors during a certain convention joined by hundreds of fans.
Can be used to try (but will always fail) to convince people to play unwanted mobile games.
Can also be declined in other situations (seen in example 2 and 3).
Example 1:
Guys: "But please, this is not we asked, we wanted it on console, not mobile! Booo!"
Man: "Do you guys not have phones? "
Exemple 2:
Kids: "But we don't want Raichus! We prefer Pikachus!"
Teen: "Do you kids not have thunder stones?"
Exemple 3:
Customers: "...what? But we do have cash! Why not?"
Salesman: "Do you guys not have credit cards?"