stretch her poo ring

To perform anal sex on a female. In other words, to fuck a bitch in the ass!

Yo. Hopefully tonight i'll stretch her poo ring

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put her two cents

to give your opinion in a conversation, often when it is not wanted

She always has to put her two cents worth in! Why can't she just keep quiet?

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Queen of changing her face

Cardi B also knows as Payolardi, Cardiovascular Bronchitis and Cardboard is knows for changing her face every time we see her. She looks different on every photo shoot and Instagram.

“Did you see the Queen of changing her face? She looked like Iggy Azalea doing blackface... WTF?”

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black spot on her heart

A women who is so callous that nothing gets to her is said to have a black spot on her heart.

Katie saw two puppies drowning but because of the black spot on her heart she went shoe shopping and forgot about it.

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she likes her drinks like she likes her dicks

To describe a woman who likes strong, stiff, and hard drinks and likes to get it on.

People described Allie in the way that she likes her drinks like she likes her dicks and this encouraged many bros to try and bed her.

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gettin' inside her panties

a gerund (n.) and/or particial phrase (adj.), as a gerund phrase, the act of sliding your big thick paw down behind her waistband, down and behind her panties (or thong if she wears one), and into her furbush at the base of the magic triangle, so you can finger fuck her silly at the movies, in her bedroom (while her parents aren't home from work yet), or in the backseat or your Lincoln Continental at the drive-in theater on Saturday night. As a participial phrase, the description of an famous male act as he works on his female love object, trying to get the foreplay going, hopefully, leading to better, harder sex like fucking yadda yadda and more fucking yadda double yadda.

EX: As a gerund phrase: "Gettin' inside her panties was harder than climbing Mt. Everest in your birthday suit in the middle of winter."

As a participial phrse: "Gettin' inside her panties quickly, I took a deep breath and hoped for the best of all possible worlds."

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I Can Fix Her

Realistically it's too late your just Cheating on yourself thinking in your mind.I Can Fix Her . Tho she doesn't even it's a problem Fantasy Boy

Friend:Hey.wdym whem you said .I Can Fix Her?
Fantasy Boy:I will clean her of her past sins.

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