blonde moment

when a blonde haired person does something ditzsy,clumsy,stupid,etc.

Wow I just fell on my face!Whoa Im having a blonde moment!!

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blonde moment

An instant of such complete idiocy that it could only be perpetrated by a blonde.

The entire class froze when the dumb blonde yelled out "Viva Mexico!"

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uhuhu moment

When you get an epic kill in a game (usually Splinter Cell: Chaos Theory Versus) such as a grenade bouncing off a wall and blowing up in a spy's face, zooming in and right away getting a headshot, or grabbing a mercenary in a completely stealthy way, which makes you yell "UHUHU!!!" due to the awesomeness that just happened.

(people on voice chat in SCCT Versus)
Merc 1: Oh larnit he's getting away!
Merc 2: I'll kill that schweinhund! *chucks nade far away, it bounces off the wall and lands right in front of the spy* UHUHU!!!!!!!!!!
AgentX_003(the spy): NOOOO I got owned!!
Merc 1: that was such an uhuhu moment!

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Woman Moment

It's when you whiff alot of shots in an FPS game

Bro how did you miss all those shots?
Woman Moment

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jesus moment

1. Any moment when you feel like jesus.

2. When you think of somthing happening, and then it happens.

"Whoa, I just thought about that building collapsing, and then it did!"

"Dude, you had a jesus moment"

"I must be jesus"

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Mojo Moment

When someone you know behaves like an AI or someone “living under a rock”. (The first “Mojo Moment” was made in 2021 by a guy on Twitter named Mojo in a legendary Twitter group chat.)

A: I heard that the new Call of Duty game is gonna be trash.
B: What’s “Call of Duty”?
A: Mojo Moment.

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senior moment

a memory lapse, such as those experienced by the elderly

I think she must have had a senior moment when you put it in her pocket.

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