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What? You’ve never heard of peanut jelly? Come on, ditch that peanut butter/meringue, and try the new sensation! By that we mean we threw some pb&j sandwiches into a grinder and now you can try this abomination!
I ate a Peanut jelly and butter sandwich today.
When you take a latex/rubber glove, cover it in jelly, and shove it up someones ass.
Hey Tom, shut the hell up or ill Jelly Glove you.
They are such a good couple. They must be a Jelly Sandwich.
It's a FUCKING sandwich, with PEANUT BUTTER and FUCKING JELLY between two FUCKING slices of GODDAMN bread.
STOP FUCKING SEXUALIZING FOOD I WILL OFF MYSELF FOR FUCKS FUCK.
"What do you want for lunch?"
"A jelly sandwich"
"Doesn't that mean-"
"SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU MOTHERFUCKING ASSHOLE"
"Wha-"
A sex act, where a female handstands against a wall, buttocks facing away from said wall. The partner of the handstanding female proceeds to initiate oral on the handstanding female, making the fluids drip down the wall giving it a gelatin appearance.
Dude stacy had me do the japanese jelly wall on her. Kinda gross, but sexy.
When you start to plan something so far in advance that there are multiple variables and changes before execution of the plan, but you have to say and do something about it now or no one will be ready.
My wife and I started jelly-casting next year's vacation before we were done with this year's vacation.