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peanut slutter and jelly

Someone who enjoys as much as they enjoy a classic PB&J, and they know how to lick the knife clean.

She, being a peanut slutter and jelly, enjoyed new sexual experiences.

by Poetlaureate February 17, 2022


Jelly Sneeze

When you have a mouth full of jelly and you suddenly have to sneeze and the jelly travels up to your nose and when you sneeze it sprays out alongside the usual mess.

Andrew was enjoying a bowl full of strawberry jelly when suddenly the urge to sneeze hit him, he tried to quickly swallow the jelly but he was to late the jelly flew out and hit the person sitting opposite him, she screamed in disgust and everyone else cried out in laughter, " HaHa Jelly sneeze"

by TheJellyMan April 17, 2013


Lops up jelly

Means to eat ejaculate

"Bro what, I bet mako lops up jelly"

by BlckLongDick February 11, 2023


Jelly-Twat

Someone who instigates nothing-fights as per Dane Cook's joke.

My girlfriend was being a real jelly-twat when she did not inform me of the jelly situation in the house.

by Hippo8Me August 31, 2010


the smol and short jelly

This is me.

Hi I'm The Smol And Short Jelly on the urban dictionary

by The Smol And Short Jelly May 27, 2022


floor jelly

When you're on your period and it drips on the floor

Wow her floor jelly looks yummy

by cockboggler September 7, 2015


Jelly Babes

Often used to replace jealous in a cheeky way

Me: ''Just brought Mc Donalds''
You: ''So? Im shredding''
Me: Your just jelly babes

by deez11 February 23, 2015