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The process of using melted cheese or fondue as a lubricant
Person 1: Why were you late to work
Person 2: Nah fam I clapped cheeks with the sis and some fondue today, had to jizz with the wizz
Person 1: *Commits*
its a drunk woman trying to say "symbolism"
Her - "He uses a lot of Silly Jizz Em in his rap style"
Him - "Silly Jizz Em? You mean... symbolism?"
A game that consists of sticking another person to anything they wish. If you stick someones head to anything then it is considered a cum shot and you lose the game.
What are you playing? Jizz everything , wanna join?
A unit of measuring a squirt of a condiment of your choice, With a thicker texture ie. Mayonnaise ranch or Ceasars dressing, although part of the dressing family a vinaigrette is not used in reference to this unit of measure,
Waiter this salad is dry can I get a jizz of dressing please and thanks.
1 Jizz = 5 milliliters.
Jizz is a volume that can be converted to other volumes. 1 jizz is the average amount jizz you ejaculate each time.
“How much vanilla do you need?”
“1 A jizz”
big jizz stopped listening to frank ocean after he found out he was gay, big jizz loves some good jizz
oh big jizz , yea i know him he’s homophobic
Someone who didn't earn their wealth, but obtained their wealth through a well timed money shot.
The Koch Brothers are Jizz Money. As a matter in fact two-thirds of the 1% are Jizz Money.