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The chillest city on earth. Full of Polo bros and athletes. Only the rich and the whites survive here. The population is starting to because very densely populated with chinky eyed bastards, which causes the city's nick name...Johns Korea. The fight for Marijuana and J-Dub is a daily task as the White kids drive their BMW or lifted jeeps to the closest dealer. There is also an abundance of police which keeps the game of life interesting. Only the skilled will survive. The ultimate city to live in.
-"Dude you are so fly with that Polo"
-"Thanks bro its because I am an OG from the JC"
-"JC?"
-"Yeeeaaaaaahhhhh Johns Creek homie"
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John Cena is the hottest wrestler in the WWE at the moment. The WWE's plan to put him over as the next 'Stone Cold' Steve Austin or The Rock backfired as he was pushed down the fans throats and not let to do his own thing.
The fans started to turn ther back on him in the Autumn and ever since he has been hit with major 'booing' from the crowd when he should be getting cheered.
He appeals to the women and the kids and also the 'blind' wrestling fans. The men and boys like myself seem to hate him with a passion because he is more gim.mick than real person.
We all know he is doing his job, but wrestling fans like who they want to like and hate who they want to hate.
John Cena lost the WWE title to a hugh heel and the fans cheered the heel.
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One of the greatest basketball players of all time. Spent most of his NBA career with the New York Knicks. Famous for battling villans like Reggie Miller, whom he headbutted, Michael Jordan, who was on the receiving end of one of the greatest dunks in NBA history by John Starks, also known as "The Dunk."
Super John Starks is the greatest basketball player of all time!
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A man who frequents prostitutes (John), but materbates on, or is masterbated by (handcock) the prostitute, rather than having sex with her, as a means of avoiding STDs.
YOU: Hey, John, do you wanna go to the bar?
YOUR BUDDY: No, I'm going to see Sharin' Cocks, that ho down the road.
YOU: Aren't you afraid of AIDS?
YOUR BUDDY: No, I'm a John Handcock.
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The universal answer for everything.
What toppings would you like on your pizza?
-I'll have some John George and a little bit of John George on it.
What is your favorite type of dairy product?
-John George!
Where were you born?
-In a little town right off of John George Street in the great state of John George
What is three minus two?
-John George!
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Someone who doesn't know how to spell John McCain correctly.
It's John McCain not John McCane dumbass
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dumbass #1: i wasted my money on papa shits
dumbass #2: u mean papa johns?
dumbass #1: no, papa shits
dumbass #2: what is papa shits?
dumbass #1: stfu
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