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The day where everyone in Instagram spams their close friends story so much you can't see the space between the dashes.
"Bro, have you seen Stacy's close friends?"
"Yeah ik. It's July 25th"
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You must drink your’s or someone else’s jizz once a day, in one gulp. Passing will let you move onto Anti Ass August.
Juicy Jizz July makes every man gay
International fuck your girl best friend day.
Boy: It's 15 July, wanna go watch a movie in my place?
Girl: of course, it's a internal holiday
15 July is the day that you ask your crush out.
Reu: Hey, it's 15 July and I really like you, do you wanna be my girlfriend?
Rea: Sure!
Send a selfie to a friend day!
If they don’t then they owe you money!
July 15th. A British national holiday for getting truly unruly in July.
tom: are we celebrating truly unruly july?
peter: ofcourse. I will get the booze.
A small city local channel meteorologist who is so flabbergasted just trying so see around her over sized nose that she has gone crossed eyed from the effort.
Hey what's the weather doing tonight skeeter? Well Cross-eyed Julie said we may see up to 15 cm of snow by morning.