80's Lady

A woman who had her best years in the 1980's and can't get past it. Always looks like she is in a Whitesnake video. Lists Journey as her fave band and likes BBQ flavored corn nuts as a snack.

Scott's mom is a total 80's lady. I don't know what is worse, her taste in snack food or her music. Who is Journey anyway?

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Lady Wing Dings

A girl with protruding shoulder blades.

Joey Lightbulb: "Whoah (points aggressively) Check out the hottie with the pronounced scapulas...Talk about strangely compelling. Codename: Lady Wing Dings"
Chief Slitting Bull. "I'd tap that."

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Lady Gaga Effect

A term explaining the phenomenon of "pulling" people to you and following your activities and antics on an ongoing basis.

In business, the Lady Gaga Effect describes how individuals, groups and organizations create value-added products or services that "pull" people to you using digital media. The Lady Gaga Effect negates efforts to "push" products and services on clients and customers. It may reduce marketing costs since people are continually drawn to you.

Bloggers and Tweeters consciously or unconsciously use the Lady Gaga Effect to create a "buzz" around their latest postings and content. People then follow them because they seemingly get value from their insight and subsequent postings.

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frozen cup lady

a lady who sell juice that has been frozen in a cup from 10-25 cents a cup. She sells it from her house usually to neighborhood kids.

"Mama, can I get a quarter to go to the froxen cup lady house"

"I'm going to the frozen cup lady house"

"What kind of frozen cup you finna get from the frozen cup lady house? I'm finna get the yellow one."

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Old lady afro

That hair-do that most older women have, that looks like an afro.

An old lady afro is a result of their hard work to get an interesting hair-do. but they all end up looking the same.

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special lady friend

A person whom you are dating exclusively, but who has not yet been elevated to "boyfriend" or "girlfriend" status.

See also: "special lady friend"

I'd like you guys to meet my special lady friend Jill; we've been sleeping--err, chilling together for about three weeks now.

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what the ladies want

Everything and nothing. Just take a few minutes to think about that and you'll get the point.

It is impossible to know what the ladies want because they can't even make up their own fucking minds for a change.

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