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basically when random girls walk up to other girls and make out the shit out of them. it usually has to play a game or they just plain do it. you'll find some on youtube and the comments say it's fake. but people still very much enjoy it.
"dude i was watching a lesbian kissing prank and i got extra horny"
the act of two women kissing for shock value on tv/movies/real life
btw faux means fake in french for all of you uncultured swines who didn't know that
faux lesbian kissing hasn't been taboo since 1994
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The formation that occurs with or without intention towards the end of a party held primarily by queer women. Often resulting in innapropriate and sometimes repetitive conversation due to restricted seating arrangement and having an ex seated on either side.
"I had fun at the party but drew the short straw when the lesbian circle of death happened. They sat me next to Cara!"
A warmed up Fleets or regular bag enema is administered to a female 'bottom' and she's told to 'hold it in' by her girlfriend, who then mounts and fucks her with a strap-on until she either wins by cumming and releasing it, or can't hold it and explodes all over both of them, whichever happens first! Usually 'played' on the toilet or in the tub for obvious reasons...
"You and Rebecca left the club rather early last night...what kind of mischief did you two minx's get yourselves into?"
"I took her home for a little round of Lesbian Water Polo!"
"Ohhh...and how did it go? Everything cum out all right?"
"Clean as a whistle!"
I always found my step sister Larissa hot. She has really big boobs and long blonde hair. One day she was laying on her bed with a really small bra and undies doing something on her phone. I layed next to her and I asked her what she was doing, she said that she was just texting her boyfriend. Ofcourse I got really jealous but I acted like everything was normal. I got onto her and I hugged her, moments later she was kissing me on the lips and I kissed her back. She got up and undressed revealing her enormous boobs and her chubby vagina. She pulled me by my hand and started undressing me also. I was really confused if this was a dream or not because I never thought she was gonna do this to me. She pushed me on the bed and started sucking my right boob. I moaned and asker her "Larissa, what about your ahh~ boyfriend?". She replied with "Ugh don't worry about him, he is a loser and I always loved you". She started licking my pussy while playing with my boobs. "AHHH LARISSA BAE I'M GONNA CUMMM~",
"Hahahae your such a drama queen bae, your pussy is D-LICIOUS!". I cummed on her face while moaning her name. I got up and pinned her against the wall and I bit her soft nipple. She moaned in delight while I kept biting her nipple. I pushed her on the bed and layed the opposite direction of where she was laying and while our pussies were touching each other. We both cummed in our pussies. And now we are married and we are having lesbian sex every day! I hope you liked my Lesbian sex story
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Lesbian is a word that was created by 8th grade girls. Lesbian was made a word because girls didn’t like being called homosexual-(homosexual means that you like people with the same gender as you.) I guess girls just don’t like guys? Also a man can’t be lesbian...
Me: Hi Pepe.
Pepe:Hello!
Pepe:Did you know that R.T is lesbian!
Me:No?
LATER;
Me:Hey R.T.
R.T:Hi!
Me:Pepe said that you’re gay... Is that true?
R.T:EXCUSE ME? GAY? WHAT? IM LESBIAN! IDIOT!
Me:They mean the same thing! Except lesbian is only used by girls!
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An all female group of people who like to hang out and ride their bikes. Often deny they are lesbian, even though it is extremely obvious they are.
Morgan: Want to join our biker gang?
Adam: No, I do not want to join your lesbian biker gang.
Morgan: We're not lesbian!
Cassie: Grr!!! Lesbian attack!
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