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Matthew Preston

Matthew is a guy that will treat you right you can always trust him and he will never let you go he gets along with everyone he meets even if doesn’t actually like you because he does not want to hurt anyone feelings he’s just the best person you will ever meet when he finds someone he will never want to let them go he gets really attached to that person so i must be lucky if you find one

Matthew preston’s are the best friends you can have

by stogo May 13, 2022


Matthew Mak’s Mum

She is a rubbish which gave less IQ and EQ.She talks much and she is very annoying.When Matthew Mak feels annoyed.She will 家暴 and hit Matthew Mak.And Matthew Mak almost die

Do not be Matthew Mak’s mum or you will hit people

by Matthew Mak January 24, 2022


matthew crawford

Matthew Crawford is a hottie. Cute mf. But he's a shy guy, introvert even. He loves to play video games and look outside. He wonders about certain events that could've happened in his life if he was more altruistic. But he always prevails through his tough times. He's very intelligent and knows how to handle himself.

Person 1: Hey you know Matthew Crawford?
Person 2: The cutie next store?
Person 1: Yeah! blonde hair and everything. Isn't he so amazing?
Person 2: Yes he is!

by Gavin 🦔 November 6, 2021


Matthew Thompson

a sex god

dammm you were like Matthew Thompson last night in bed

by chingaman12345 May 20, 2021


matthew 61:9

someone that is in love with a person who begins with an e.

bro1:
i’m in love with e
bro2:
really? you got a matthew 61:9 on your hands

by NotSusMJV January 26, 2021


Dave Matthews Band Chicago River Incident

On the 8th of August 2004, a tour bus belonging to Dave Matthews Band dumped about 360 kilograms(800 pounds) of human shit onto a sightseeing boat in the river. They dumped the feces from the Kinzie Street Bridge in Chicago giving the incident it's name.

Person 1: remember the Dave Matthews Band Chicago River Incident?

Person 2: Dude it was 19 years ago you have to let go

by BigPigeon420 February 9, 2023


Paul Matthews

That guy from The Guy Who Didn’t Like Musicals (StarKid) Played by Jon Matteson. (I love him)

“Paul Matthews is the best character ever!”

Yes.”

by bboleyngirl November 27, 2023