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Monkey House

After anal fisting, the man or woman pulls out their hand and flings poo at their partner, mimicking the animals at the Monkey House at the Zoo.

After a rousing bout of ass-fisting, he pulled his hand out and Monkey Housed her.

by Cincy Chili Dog June 10, 2008

36๐Ÿ‘ 17๐Ÿ‘Ž


Monkey Tits

An insult aimed at someone with less than average IQ, coolness factor, or Bodily Odor (in this case, more than average). Can also be used in place of a forgotten name.

Hey monkey tits, take a shower! You smell like a bag of smashed assholes.

Hey.... uh... Monkey Tits, get me a fucking beer before I hit you with a jizz rocket.

by the_guy January 14, 2005

65๐Ÿ‘ 34๐Ÿ‘Ž


portch-monkey

nigger thats yo' slave

yo monkey get me an iced tea.

by n00b August 23, 2003

64๐Ÿ‘ 34๐Ÿ‘Ž


monkey dick

Breakfast sausage or sausage links. This term is used in military chow halls and prisons.

Let's cook eggs and monkey dicks for breakfast.

by Atomic Johnny March 30, 2005

41๐Ÿ‘ 20๐Ÿ‘Ž


slave monkey

an insult used against black people preferably joszi-james

jozsi is a slave monkey!

by yellow man August 7, 2006

30๐Ÿ‘ 13๐Ÿ‘Ž


monkey bar

(verb) to hold on to one relationship until another is firmly in hand.

Whiny Guy: Lisa cheated on me with James! And now they're going out!
Friend: Wasn't she going out with Adam when you started hooking up with her?
Whiny Guy: Well yeah, but they were on the rocks anyway.
Friend: She always monkey bars her way through boyfriends. You should have seen this coming a mile away, loser.

by lizz612 December 22, 2005

353๐Ÿ‘ 224๐Ÿ‘Ž


Monkey Face

A person who has at least two of the following traits; Upturned nose with nostrils pointing out at the world like two empty canons. Sloped and furrowed brow. Big monkey lips, teeth, and jaw.

Shanna Collins from CBS's "Swingtown" has a classic Monkey Face.

by jlkid March 11, 2010

152๐Ÿ‘ 92๐Ÿ‘Ž