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Don't worry, it will hopefully explode taking these people with it (notice how I don't say Musicians but instead people)- I call this the SHITLIST.
Everyone working in the Music Industry
Justin Bieber, Lady Gaga, Usher, T-Pain, BrokenCyde, Jonas Brothers, 30h!3, All American Rejects, Green Day, Kanye West, Miley Cyrus, Lil Wayne, Soulja Boy, Drake, Beyoance, Rihanna, Chris Brown, and Katy Perry. Basically everything on the Mainstream Radio considered "music" and "talent".
Oh, and lets have Nu Metal/Post Grunge/ and Alt. Metal in that giant cluster fuck. Maybe some Deathcore/Metalcore bands that are professsionals at wanking there guitars and being "br00tal?" Yeah, Breakdowns in every song is original, while every other Deathcore/Metalcore band is doing it too.
Eventually Deathcore/Metalcore will die out like Grunge did (Grunge was awesome) because everyone will be trying to jump on the bandwagon to become famous. (This goes out to all guitar wankers)Wanking your guitars, playing open strings, and drop tuning does not make you BRUTAL, talent is based on your playing, not how BR00t4l/loud you are. Only thing talented in the Deathcore/Metalcore is the drums and some Screamers.
*this goes out to mainstream radio*Using Autotune, saying shawty, having people write your songs, walking around half naked for horny teenage dudes does not make you talented, it makes you a slut. So all I can say now is FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCKITY FUCK.
Girl: Hey Justin Bieber is Talented look at his Youtube Videos!
Dude: Thats because girls like you go on his videos to finger themselves and because real musicians and actual human beings know he is turning you into a daft idiot. Also because we have this fetish to insult him by calling him a faggot. We still don't know how he got into The Music Industry, oh wait. Thats because his appearance appeals to teeny boppers.
Scene Girl: OMG OLI SYKES YERR SEEEW HOT!!! OMFG! YER TEHHHH BEZZZZT!!!
Dude: Seriously? Listen to some real Deathcore/Metalcore Music... The Faceless, and Between the Buried and Me.
Society is so dumbed down by Sex that the movie Idiocracy will probably more than likely come true.
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A girl who will listen to stuff that she thinks other people will appreciate her for thus, over-downloading music and memorzing lyrics so she will seem indie and musically cultured.
Most likely she doesn't know anything about cool music and she overlistens to it after it's on her ipod, therefore she 'whores' the music.
Girl:
(Hears a distant Red Hot Chili Peppers song)
O. M. G. whaaaaat is that song. I absolutely NEED it on my ipod.
Thinks to herself:
I am so freaking cool.
Guy:
You are such a music whore.
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best fucking music anyone's ever heard like holy shit how do you hear these songs and not begin miracle musicaling all over the place
it's a side project of joe hawley, fun fact about miracle musical the mind electric was originally for tally hall but was scrapped. also a lot of the tally hall members are also part of miracle musical don't know if they kept it coming back though
guy 1: " it feels like flying but maybe we're dying "
guy 2: " hey did you know that song's 7 minutes long and it's by γγ©γ―γ«γγ₯γΌγΈγ«γ« also known as miracle musical? "
guy 1: " ... "
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N. An individual who normally acts like a friend to you and asks you the names of any good and/or underground songs/bands/remixes you play in their presence. This individual proceeds to spread this song to other people though word of mouth or social networking sites as if they found it in order to make themselves look "cool" and simultaneously destroy any possible awesomeness the music may have possessed before your so-called "friend" whored it out to the world.
Bob: Dude Nick is so awesome. He listens to Knowmads and he's so cool sharing all this good music with everyone.
Stephen: Nah man, hes a music succubus. He stole all that music from me and decided to ruin it by showing it to everyone he knows.
Bob: Oh, what a tool.
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Music that expresses the sentiment of "Mom, you don't understand me" and "All I want to do skate and thrash"
Sloppy Punk Rock
Psychedelic Pop Punk
New Age Skater Thrash
I saw Pancho and the Wizards at the Warehouse on Mars, that was some dope burger music
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The act of banishing a song from your head after it has been stuck there for days. There are two known methods of musical exorcism:
1) Listen to a recording of the song in your head
2) Begin singing "Black Betty" by Ram Jam to yourself
I wake up every morning thinking of nothing but "Just Dance" by Lady Gaga. Time to queue up Grooveshark and perform a musical exorcism.
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A great replacement for a bong piece is an old mouth piece from an instrument you don't use anymore. A musical toke is when you fill that mouth piece with half tobacco/ half weed. Then taking it all in in one hit. Very difficult for the non-smoker but definitely gives you a good rush if you can pull it off.
Joe: Yo dude I have my mouth piece here, can I use your bong for a musical toke?
Josh: Ya man sure, but do you think you can handle that?
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