Rural Dictionary

Point five selfie

The 0.5 selfie (pronounced "point five selfie") is the Gen Z version of the Myspace pose. It was made popular by social media influencers and other jobless young people that need attention from strangers. Gen Z persons have limited education and work ethic so the steps of a 0.5 selfie are extremely simple.

Step 1: Set your cell phone camera to the widest angle allowed.
Step 2: Stand in a strange position, the more awkward looking. If you can show all four limbs at once that is even better better.
Step 3: Hold camera above head and as far away from the body as possible.
Step 4: Make a face that portrays boredom. Pretend that you are not an "attention whore" and hate having your picture taken
Step 5: Take a picture and repeat at least 15 times while other people with real lives try to maneuver around you.
Step 6: Post to social media while pretending you are important enough that people will care.

If done correctly your head will look very small while your arms and legs will look incredibly large and strangely disproportionate. A good point five selfie will not represent what you truly look like.

For maximum effect these pictures are taken in settings that no one cares what you are doing. Good locations to take them would at a grocery store or riding in an elevator.

I know all my followers really want to see me eating chex mix while standing in a stair well so I should take a point five selfie.

by Wordiculous July 18, 2022

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Name Five Fish

A game often played by males. Person A will sneak up behind Person B and grab the his nipple. Person A then yells, "Name five fish!" and will not let go of Person B's nipple until he names the five fish. The pain being inflicted on Person B's nipple makes it extremely hard for him to name five fish. The game can also be played by naming five presidents, fruits, vegetables, sneaker brands, state capitals, etc.

John: (grabs Jim's nipple) Name Five Fish!
Jim: OWW! Let go of my nipple you fucker! Shit! Salmon, snapper... fuck I can't think of another!! Trout, goldfish... GOD DAMMIT!!! My tit hurts so fucking badly!!! Uhhh... GROUPER!!! YES! GET OFF MY NIPPLE!!
John: Hahaha

by The Second Coming of You December 19, 2008

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Five Dollar Dime

A prostitute that is rated ten on a 1-10 scale of attractiveness, but is so desparate she is willing to accept five dollars.

"Five dollar dime on the mind, make you stop look and listen and youll still be missin mine."
-10,000 Cadillacs, Daddy Lyrics

by steezy geez September 30, 2009

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Quarters for Checkstand Five

1. $.25 is needed at a counter in a grocery mart.

2. Employee code language to signal the store that a very pretty girl (named Jenna) is standing near the counter, and everyone should come look at her.

1. "Quarters for checkstand five! Quarters for checkstand five!" .. 'Here ya go, Jim. By the way, you're a hottie.' .. "I know it!"

2. -hottiewhistle- "Quarters for checkstand fiive!" -wink-

by Brianrietta January 30, 2005

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