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Facedown ass up explosion of diarrhea
That girl was buck naked on the floor and had a Cocoa Mountain.
James- I heard theres fun stuff to do on Tamboring Mountain! Just kidding, no one wants to spend there Saturdays at the park!
The beer you drink at the crag, on the slopes, or at the summit of a mountain after a hike.
Bro 1 - “Yo dude throw me a mountain soda!”
Bro 2 - “You want a rainier or a banquet?”
A girl who puts the fun between her legs. She’s extreme and loves to go fast and give a full send. Mountain bike girls would rather be out riding then stuck in school. They are adventurous, wild, fun. Mountain bike girls are epic and the whole package
Boy “look at her”
Boy 2 “she’s a mountain bike girl”
If you ask someone who's climbed a big mountain why they did it they will likely say:
"Because it's there"
This is the mountaineer mentality. They had no good reason to do it, but they did it anyway.
Person 1: Hey, why the hell did you sleep with my sister?!?
Person 2: Because I can.
Person 1: That's some whack ass mountaineer mentality you got there bucko *proceeds to beat the shit out of Person 2*
Meth.
John-Luke: Hey Bobby let's go to Table Rock Lake and cook up some good ol' Ozark Mountain Diamonds!
Bobby: I can't tonight, I gotta go to my brother's trailer have sex with every female in my immediate family.
John-Luke: Well gosh dammit.