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A bald man with tattoo sleeves, likes the Broncos, claps a lot, and yells racists remarks.
1- Whos that?
2- That’s Dan Lutzifer, the sped
Someone who refers to outdated references or information that is no longer funny.
Derpy Dan can also refer to a person or persons that make statements or jokes about an event that is untrue, or that did not occur.
Person 1: Hey did you hear John talking about how the cops swatted his neighbors home because the husband was mad that his cheated?
Person 2: No, John is just a Derpy Dan, that is not what happened and he is just trying to make stuff up to get attention.
"MIKO. MY MAN."
"DAN. MY MAN."
*Dan and Miko do their secret bro handshake*
🤝
Kim Dan is the main character of a Yoai written and illustrated by Mingwa. Kim Dan is kinned a lot. He is kind, pure, gorgeous, etc.. Kim Dan is broke and works 24/7 to pay for his grandma's medical bills because she is in the hospital and she has cancer. He lives in Korea and he is Korean. He works as a private physical therapist for a professional boxer named Jaekyung Joo.
Person 1: I FEEL SO BAD FOR KIM DAN OMGG
Person 2: His grandma should die hehe
Person 3: BUTT Jaekyung is SOOO HOT red is the new green.
Person 4: Red flag? More like black flag after chapter 45. ISTGGG I HATE HIMM
Person 5: *draws/imagines Jaekyung if he was drunk 24/7* I'm OBSESSED. I love this man. Period
When you fuck your grade school teacher
My brother pulled a dan move by really fucking his grade school teacher hard
Someone you loves chodes so much but can’t tell his girlfriend so instead brings her to a restaurant called chodies
Your being a real dan Lang right now
He is pretty gay
Yo, Dan Gosling you pretty gay