Church Swag

When you are going to/at church and you feeling all swagged out. Yeah Aha You Know what it is.

Walking in the toilet, looking the mirror..."Church Swaaaaaaaggg, You Knooooooow."..Awks. Church Swag

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sosa swag

“These woman love sosa” when it’s past 8:00 but your still awake “lit” swag meaning old chief keef

Dat sosa swag I anint evaa gunna cap withu on gawd

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Eco-Swag

bull shit
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the dog eco swagged on my lawn

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swag formula

Scientific Wild Assed Guess

I used the swag formula to determine the probability that there could be a tea pot orbiting somewhere between Earth and Mars.

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No match Swag

When someone doesn't match their clothes on purpose and it looks really good

Ex: look at that guy's no match swag, he's wearing a zebra lake Chelan sweatshirt and blue Jordan shorts!

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Pussy swag

Pussy swag is when one of your friends is about to get the pussy, and you be like *giggle giggle* PUSSY SWAGGG!! hahaha

1) Guy 1- You gonna kick it with homegirl tonight?

Guy 2- Yeah, she pickin me up.

Guy 1 - Pussy swag.

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Swag Juice

1) n. A liquid with unknown origins that promotes swag growth for a short period of time
2) n. An inherited trait in the lost 24th chromosome of a select few individuals of any given species

Yo David, hit me up with that Swag Juice.

I saw you playing basketball son, you was drippin' swag juice.

The hottest girl in the party couldn't resist him, since he was the only one there with that swag juice.

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