Chowder Bags

This is another term for scrotum, nut sack, and marble bag. Full of man chowder. Some female Bull Dikes possibly have them as well.

"Be prepared bitch, I’m going to drain my chowder bags in your face when I finish tearing your asshole."

"Did you see that, the baseball hit him right in the chowder bags?"

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bag pipe

Screwing a chick in her arm pit. Similar to a titty fuck.

Damn I wish she had done a better job of shaving before I bag piped her.

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sleeping bag

A variation of the tea bag. The difference between the sleeping bag and the tea bag is a tea bag is usually announced or planned. The sleeping bag is performing the tea bag to an open mouthed sleeper unbenounced to the victim.

man that tall guy fell asleep in my jetta and i totally sleeping bagged him.

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Bag of Milk

Blubbery human beings containing no redeeming traits. Conversations with said Bags of Milk lead others to feel less intelligent upon departure.

"Wow, did you see Mike Mac last night?" "Yeah dude, huge bag of milk, whole milk"

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brown bagging it

To conceal an alcoholic beverage in a brown paper bag. This is done to "legally" drink alcohol in public.

Joe was brown bagging it again yesterday afternoon at the park.

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deusche bag

Someone who is known for always saying or doing something that makes you just shake your head and glare at them like they are some kind of retard. Someone with very bad social skills.

Mike- "You know Sammy is the one who told the teacher she forgot to assign us homework."

Bill- "Man, what a deusche bag."

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Bag job

An individual who is in all ways suitable for a sexual encounter with the exception of their face... Which is easily fixed by putting a paper bag on it.

Look at the legs on that chick! Mmmm and the tits.
Damn. Hmmm hangon... bag job!

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