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Something said by seniors to underclassmen (generally freshmen) to intimidate and frighten them. 100% effective.
Patrick (senior): Dude, check this out.
(freshman walks by)
Patrick: I FUCKED ON THE MAGIC SCHOOL BUS.
(freshman begins to run)
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A term basically meaning "wanna have sex" it's used to signify a desire for a t4t relationship without letting the cis "people" know
eddie: hey wanna ride the down with the cis bus with me?
tj: hell yeah!
*they start making out*
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When Lu Bu took Dong Zhuo to court to solve who was in control of west Jing.
Lu Bu: Your Honor i have Papers here that state i own West Jing.
Dong Zhuo:HE GOT THOSE FORGED!!!
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Something you should never, ever do. Seriously. Never.
Also the punch line in the first verse of the song 'Why mommy left us' By Steven Lynch.
There was once this guy, who I can't name, who is probably in prison this very second for doing exactly that.
"Daddy likes porno and 10 dollar whores. And daddy gets wasted and robs licker stores. And daddy likes rubbing against little boys on the bus. I think that's why mommy left us."
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When having sex in a bus, bus station, bus stop, the receiving partner proceeds to take a shit in the giving partners mouth, the giving partner then shoots the human excrement back up the receiving partners asshole, then as the turd is half hanging out the persons anal sphincter a deodorant can "flame thrower" is used to light the shit on fire it is then pushed fully back into the persons asshole.
Shadi " that was a really great party last night mick, but why do i have shit all over my ass and third degree burns around and inside my asshole"
Mick "we must have done the Reverse Romanian Dirty Bus-driver !!!!!"
Shadi " NOT THE REVERSE ROMANIAN BUS DRIVER !!!!!"
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to masterbate at great speed
'I woke up this morning and took a white knuckle ride on the skin bus'
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To have some sort of sexual interraction with a member of the opposite sex (or indeed same sex, depending on your orientation), but not go the whole mile and have actual intercourse.
"What did you do after you left the Hogs Head, Matt?"
"I was pretty drunk mate, I had to walk home via the bus stop"
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