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A self manifested god created by your own belief to serve you comparable to a guardian angel but a god in it's own right
I know you aren't religious but do you have a paper god
The most powerful weapon ever made. Can kill a man with a single touch. Usually being wielded by origami masters and made out of paper (oblivious)
Also it can be a real sword wrapped in paper
A: And how are you going to stop me?
B: I have a paper sword
A: shit
Being broke.
Im so broke I can't even buy my way out of wet paper bag
Toilet paper that has become stuck between your ass after wiping and, over time, broken down and rolled up into little rice like particles that can be picked out and eaten.
Male 1: We got lost on our camping trip, and at one point we had to survive off of our own paper rice!
Male 2: Damn, at least you got to ration something that tasted good...
Male 1: I was stockpiling that for months!
A printer malfunction in which multiple pages of gibberish are produced instead of the expected document.
The printer spits out page after page of undecipherable symbols at maximum speed, giving the impression that it's had far, far too many drinks at the party.
Use:
Buddy: "Where's the document I printed? It's just pages of random gibberish."
Paul: "Looks like it just paper barfed."