Muddy Playing Conditions

Situational condition whereby anal sexual play would be prohibited due to Diarrhea or other loose stool situations.

Ted was horned up and ready for some intense anal intercourse. Unfortunately, his girlfrend had an earlier assplosion and he was disappointed when she refused him rear entry due to her Muddy Playing Conditions.

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Like playing with fux.

When your teammates in a game fail.

God damn they got tempest again and our warbeast can't farm boots for 20mins. It's like playing with fux.

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200 IQ Play

An action or series of actions generally regarded as innovative and/or intelligent, generally in gaming, usually in a competitive context

Alice: Did you see the Packers game last night when they threw the ball to the quarterback for a touchdown?

Bob: Yeah, what a 200 IQ play!

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playing the meat whistle

when a chick puts her lips on the side of your banger and slides her tongue across the side of your shaft while sucking, kinda like playing a harmonica but sucking instead of blowing...

man i'll never forget the way your mom was playing the meat whistle last night, i blew one right in her face!

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playing base

A term heard mostly in northern California, used by all the potheads as slang for smoking pot. It's short for playing baseball.

a pipe is called a bat.
the marijuana is called baseball.

The name could have come about because it's America's Favorite Pastime, or because when smoking with a bunch of friends, when your turn comes, it's called your hit, same as it would be in the sport of baseball.

"Hey man, we're gonna be playing base tonight, wanna join?"

"I'm so base." -high person
"I hit a HOME RUN!" -really high person

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Playing Xbox

To finger a girl while using your thumb to play with her clit, using only one hand.

"Yeah, she thought I was really good at Playing Xbox and said she'd like to play with me again."

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Three Play

A game you play with people when you are driving. As soon as a person see's a car with three headlights, the person yells three play, and hits the roof with his hand three times. The last person who hits the roof is a mcfaggelwaggel, and has to take off one article of clothing.

Gabe: *hits roof* Three Play!
Riley: *hits roof* Three Play!
Zach: *hits roof* Three Play!
Nathan: *cries and takes off one article of clothing/accessory*

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