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a grave sin that will summon an 1800s army straight to your door
Person one: 'holy shit did you hear that guy was microwaving rice'
Person two: 'damn, he has days left to live before the musket fire starts'
A Rice Party is the act of being involved in a sexual act with multiple Asian men. The rice part refers to the average small size of Asian men's penises. While a Rice Party may not make a woman climax, she may very much enjoy their rice milk as it has hints of soy sauce and sesame oil.
Woman 1: When I went to Japan I had a Rice Party. It wasn't as satisfying as I thought though.
Woman 2: after my Rice Party I got pregnant and that's how I had my kid, Nejiro. He's only 4 but does my taxes and is in Oxford.
A straight male who unknowingly simps for another dude
Yo that Rice farmer guy simped for xBEASTINARYx but I found out xBEASTINARYx was a dude!
A white man who only likes asian girls
Mark only likes asian girls, he's a rice farmer
I bought spaghetti Rice Krispies out of SuperValu today!
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