beer shits

noun; including but not limited to the diarrhea-esque, liquid squirt of fecal matter out of oneself after a night of too many beers.

Bro: Dude, how was last night, man?!
Bra: Never mind last night bro, I had the worst beer shits this morning!

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rip shit

the madest of mads. angry as hell. ridiculously pissed.

" I'm so rip shit right now"

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shit canned

To be fired from a job.

I worked for those fudgepackers for 10 years and they STILL shit-canned me!

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Kewn Shit

Black stereotypes. Thats Kewn Shit. Also Spelled Coon Shit. Or kewnshit. First used by D'Andre Siggas (Dcigs)

Thinking Lil' Wayne and Souljia Boy are the best in the rap game, Thats Kewn shit.

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shitting dog

Joke
A young Native American boy asks his mother,"Momma,why do we Indians have such funny names?"
The mother responds,"It is our custom to name a child for the very first thing a mother sees the moment the child is born. Why do you ask,Shitting Dog?"

The young boy was so named because the first thing his mother saw at the moment of his birth was a shitting dog.

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Other Shit

1. Outside the norm; beyond the pale

2. Different, but not necessarily in a bad way

"That cat Ricky's been acting weird lately. He's on some other shit."

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shit itch

The itch your anus gets if you haven't wiped properly after doing a poo

"Man, I have to go take a shower, I've got the worst shit itch"

"Why are you scratching your arse, have you got worms?"
"No, its just shit itch"

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