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Cum in your hand then either slap her on the ass or face, with force to leave your creamy mark.
She was a bitch last night so I gave her a cream slap to the face.
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the act of when someone messes up or just isnt being smoothe. This is also when someone drops or spills something
(after someone spills a drink) Man, you did not just Slap-a-Rock.
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To slap someone with their penis. (e.g. certain scenes on jackass or viva la bam)
I totally just bombardi slapped you in the face! pwnt.
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(v). to slap the cactus, to be slapping the cactus, to have slapped the cactus.
A phrase used upon the realization that you are (or even within the act of) doing something worthy of a *facepalm* only it is worse. It is also the more exciting substitute for calling someone dumb, or stupid.
"Sarah was definitely slapped the cactus last night - she turned the stove on, forgot that she had, and proceeded to set her laundry down - thankfully she only singed her eyebrows when she tried to put the fire out with the contents of a suspicious water bottle that turned out to be full of vodka"
Sam: "Come on man, you HAVE to admit, Shelby is pretty hott"
Tim: "Dude, stop slapping the cactus - she looks like a mule"
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The female equivalent of tea-bagging.
"Noob: Stop tea-bagging me.
Player 1: I'm a girl. I'm taco slapping you.
Noob: *Rage Quit* "
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When having sex; to pull out and catch the semen with your hand and slap the female in the face, before she can react.
"A gave that bitch a flash slap last night!"
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To slap someone in the face with your sleeve.
Rupert lost his arms in a lawn mower accident, so I picked a fight with him knowing that the worst he could do is sleeve slap me.
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