Smooth Talking Brotha

1) (Noun) A brotha who is down with his words, able to talk his way out of anything, no matter how busted he looks

2) (Noun) A brotha who can get anything and anywhere he wants with his words alone.

1)
Homie 1 - "You know yo brotha got caught by the 5O smoking some good dro."
Homie 2 - "Fuck, he get busted?"
Homie 1 - "Fuck nah, that brotha is down with his words, he was smoking dat fat ass blunt right infront of the po po. He said some shit, laughed with the cops and they left his ass alone."
Homie 2 - "that nigga is one smooth talking brotha."

2)
Homie 1 - "Yo, iz that brotha skipping the line and talking to dat bouncer?"
Homie 2 - "Yeah, he ain't getting in tho, he a broke ass. I know him."
Homie 1 - "Fuck that shit, the bouncer let his sorry ass in."
Homie 2 - "Shit, that nigga a june bug."
Homie 1 - "He a smooth talking brotha."

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we need to talk

I'm leaving you, shmuck.

We need to talk. I'm moving back with my Mom.

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talk sex with sue

the most hysterical TV show in the world. It's this crazy old lady who must be like, 40 million years old, and she gives people advice on their sexual problems, or answers questions she has. She gives you her personal opinion on which sex toys are best, and sometimes when she's telling someone how a certain position works, she uses these posable dolls. SO FUCKING FUNNY!!! The best show to watch when there's nothing else on.

You will die of laughter when you hear how serious sue says the word "clitoris," "rim job," and so on. Its on at 11pm on Fridays @ Oxygen. WATCH IT!

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Real Nigga Talk

when real niggas get together and spit facts about shit going on in their lives. usually is about bad bitches

ayo quan we got to link and have a real nigga talk.

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talking shop

Revealing preferences of a personal nature (sexual fetishes, for example) or other deep, dark secrets in conversation with a relative acquaintance.

I just met Bob the other day, but last night we were already talking shop.

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we need to talk

Read: "Sorry honey, it's over."

My girl called me up and said "we need to talk," and i knew it was over.

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we need to talk

i need to talk.

woman: "we need to talk."
man: 'shit!'

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