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text messaging multiple partners simultaneously.
Awwww shit! I sent Jack's text to Johnny
Better slow down, one at a time, menage et text can be trouble!
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When you don't text someone back (i.e. that annoying fucker you gave your number to) so NO ONE you actually want to hear from replies to your texts.
Friend: God, I wish he would just text me back.
Friend 2: Then stop ignoring other texts. It's your text message karma.
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Any text composed on a cell phone without a "QWERTY" keyboard. A text composed through rapidly punching numbers to spell.
Dude, you still have that old phone of yours without a keyboard?
Yeah. I've been morse code texting to everyone and it's driving me insane!
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A nude in text format. Commonly used with a 🅱.
"Yo! Tatiana sent me a Bottom text last night! She's super into me!"
"Was it with a 🅱 though?"
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A new syndrome spreading among the teens of America, where a vibration is felt from the pocket holding a phone. Once the phone is checked, it turns out there was never a text.
Teenager-"Doctor, It seems that Im always feeling a vibration coming from my cell phone pocket. What could possibly be wrong with me."
Doctor- "Hmmm, It seems you may have Phantom Text Syndrome"
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When you text someone and they don't ever respond.
Guy 1: Hey, I dead-end texted my girlfriend today.
Guy 2: Does she ever respond?
Guy 1: No
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The act of pretending to send a text message to a group of people by using plural words, in order to either
a) seem less personal, in order to avoid confrontation
or
b) seem less like a stalker when you text someone a million times a day
Greg recieves a text message from Aimee that says "Hey, whats up homies?"
Greg: Hey, did anyone get that text from Aimee?
Jordan: Nope, she must be plural texting you man.
Greg: Man, she's been doing that all week, but it totally seems impersonal because she keeps using plural words, so she is totally not a stalker.
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