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A spiritual journey that only people who are rich in melanin can experience. A love thats is unconditional. A love that can build an empire. Monogamous and genuine in intent, this love can not be stoped.
They have a big family that stay together because of black love. I want black love.
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What most modern white males between 13 and 21 do. Normally, what they do is hang out only with white people, but they act really "ghetto" when they are with them. Some cases may even becomed so advanced that the person in question may even make up "ghetto street names" like White Chocolate, Bleached Darkness, and the occasional Chocolate Thunder. Also, these people rarely get along with Black people.
W.Person who always Act Black(WPAB): What's up my Homies?
Black Person(BP): What the hell you want?
WPAB: Nuthin, I'm just chillin' out in the 'Hood?
BP: If you're from dis 'Hood then why don't I know you?
WPAB: U probably heard of me then,people know me as White Chocolate and Bleached Darkness, but most people know me as Chocolate Thunder ya'heard?
WPAB: *gets beaten up and throun in the nearest dumpster*
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Starring Natalie Portman, Mila Kunis, and Vincent Cassel. Directed by Darren Oronofsky.
Black Swan is one of the best movies I have ever seen.
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brilliant. quite rare to have if you're not black/asian/hispanic/arabic.
i'm have natural black hair, it's jet black.
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A type of bird that hides within a black vagina. It only appears during Summer Solstice at 11 am. Once it appears it unleashes a hellish lightning storm upon its vaginal home. Legend has it that the Black Buzzard can only be stopped by inserting a gerbil into the butthole of the haunted woman. Since the Black Buzzard does not appear until the woman's 19th birthday, preemption is the only way to cure it. So girls, if you are of African descent, start putting gerbils in your butt....like now.
LaRonda's Black Buzzard just scorched my sheets.
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The annoying person in every group who insists that whatever you have that is really cool or awesome, they have something that is better. If you say you have a cat that is totally black, they will tell you that they have a cat that is WAY blacker. This person will be lying, and will never be able to produce this amazing thing that they own
You: I just got a new iPhone, it is pretty sweet
Black Catter: Oh yeah? Well I just picked up the new iPhone touch nano.
You: Oh? I never heard of it. Lets see it.
Black Catter: I left it at home. I don't bring it out with me or everyone would be trying to steal it, and when people come to my place I keep it locked in a safe
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a color almost impossible to define, although retards think its a blacklight. (its not!)
a retarded color thought up by a smartass (myself), mainly used to brush off annoying douchebags, or stun idiots for a short time so you can escape the barrage of stupidity while they try to think about it.
guy: hey jokero, whats your favorite color?
Jokero: neon black
guy: wtf is neon black? *derrrr*
Jokero: fuck you thats what! *runs*
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