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You know one of those houses you walk into, and it's so freakin' filthy, that you REALLY don't wanna sit down, but you make yourself do it just to be nice. Therefore you keep your hands on your lap at all times, because the fact that your butt has to touch this couch is more than enough. Cuz this is the place the where you just might happen to look over and see a rat whispering sweet nothings into your ear, or look down and see a roach polishing your shoes with three little roach hands out asking you for change.
And you just KNOW all 13 of those cats are secretly plotting to kill U ....slowly.
You've been in that house before.... you don't need an example.
OKAAAAAYYYY...
Maaan, me and that preacher were trapped up in that dude's lap house for an hour and a half talkin' 'bout Jesus, and the whole time I was like "Jesus don't wanna come in here! ....I think I inhaled some dog hair."
Man I gotta get up and get on these chores. My crib's startin' to look like a real lap house.
(note* term can also be applied to a fitting mode of transportation, i.e. "Lap car" or "Lap truck". However, "lap snowmobile" or "lap motorcycle" does not apply, due to the non-enclosed nature of these vehicular transports. Besides, who wants to ride a snowmoblie or a motorcycle with their hands in ther lap? Why, that's just downright foolhardy and dangerous.)
(alt. term: "Crap House". House so dirtry you turtle-head'n like a prarie dog cuz you REALLY don't wanna take a crap there! ....plus it looks like utter crap.)
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The value of the dollar is dropping faster than his pants at a house of fun
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A game where you point out a person or object that the person you're with would HATE to live in.
this game started in Marble Falls, TX
"Hey, you see that fat girl's front ass?"
"Umm..yes.."
"THAT'S YOUR HOUSE!"
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a word commonly used in black music such as 'Bobby Shmurda - Hot N*gga' referring to a place like a crack house where people profit drugs
'And if you aint a hoe get out of my trap house'
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some one who destroys cunts on lan.
skz is such a fucken power house aye
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A person of Hispanic decent that does their best to please white or black Americans even if it means disowning their own Hispanic identity. This type of Hispanic people would change the way they speak, dress, music they listen to, their morals, religion, and even the men/women they date in order to be accepted by Americans.
Jessica Alba is of Hispanic decent, however, she has ensured to keep the Latin image far away from her.
Jennifer Lopez when she was dating P. Diddy changed her whole appearance so as to fit in with African Americans, she did the same when she was dating Ben Affleck until finally going back to her Hispanic roots and accepting who she was.
These are great examples of a house spic.
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During slavery, a favored, nice-looking male chattel who was a servant for the his owner's family inside the big house. Envied and often detested by other slaves his age. What is little known is his special bedroom service to the mistress of the house when the master was gone especially if he was near or over eighteen years of age.
Marse Connell returned from Utlanna a full night early and found Sam and Miss Nellie in bed together, a candle glistening on Sam's naked back when Marse pulled back the bed covers. Marse walked down the hall, got a double barrel shotgun, returned to the bedroom and blew Sam away.
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