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Cow College (n)
Founded by a cow on March 22, 1858. Known globally for its Vet-Med school and a main contributer to the Manhattan Project. An overall amazing school for any science and technology.
Person 1: Damn boy, I need to find me some place to study animal biology with a minor in nuclear weapons.
Person 2: Well you can choose your adventure at Iowa State University!
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A situation or place where you can educate your friend on being a good wing man.
Friend: "So who is rolling with us to the city?" Yourself "Just Maurice, its wing man university tonight!" We are teaching young Maurice here the intricacies of being a good wing man. Remember being a good wing man is a necessary skill, and much appreciated by your friends!
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Born as early as 1979, and as late as 1985, the MOTU generation have many things in common with the thundercats generation. Growing up watching a quality and (for someone of a young age) thought-provoking series encompassing action, adventure, fighting, and intelligent charactors; this generation would come to be a well-rounded set of individuals.
Masters of the universe generation learned much in their early years from tv.
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Incorrect way of pronouncing THE Ohio State University.
Guy 1: So I was visiting Ohio State Unive--
Guy 2: Whoa whoa whoa whoa now. You mean you were visiting THE Ohio State University
Guy 1: Whatever. And they had this pool
Guy 2: No, repeat the sentence correctly.
Guy 1: What?
Guy 2: Do it.
Guy 1: No
Guy 2: Motherfucker, you wanna get laid out?
Guy 1: I was visiting THE Ohio State University.
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A large (~35,000 students) public university in Denton, Texas. Known for its art, music, philosophy, education and psychology programs. Home to the 4 time grammy nominated One'O Clock Lab Band, the school's jazz program has been ranked #1 in the nation every year since 1994, when News and World Report started ranking jazz programs.
Science and engineering at the school has traditionally taken a back seat to the arts and soft sciences, however recently the school has created a large research compound north of campus and greatly expanded its scientific research budget.
It also has a notoriously bad football team, a vibrant local music scene and an overpopulation of hippies/hipsters.
Yea dude, this weekend i hung with my bro up at University of North Texas and after we went to the arts and jazz festival we smoked some shrooms and rolled around on the courthouse lawn.
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1. University of British Columbia a.k.a University of Billion Chinese a.k.a University of Beautiful Chicks a.k.a University of Booze and Cannabis.
2. The Berkley of Canada, and one of the top 40 universities in the world. A fact which no one outside of academia is really aware of. Usually perceived by Canadians as being among the top three universities in the country. (U of Toronto, Mcgill are the other two).
3. The university with the most beautiful campus in Canada.
" I attend University of British Columbia" - Canadian
" Is that a good school?"- American
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A state university located in Mount Pleasant, MI. Known by CMU or Central locally, it is the school in Michigan to go to if you like to party but don't have a learning disability as required for admission to Eastern or Western.
I was going to go to Western, but they said I didn't qualify as mentally challenged so I have to go to Central Michigan University.
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