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This term is often directed towards women to ask for sexual stimulation.
"Hey girl can I get a piece of that ass?"
What you shout out to a DJ who can't spin for shit and is making everyone leave the dancefloor.
Opposite of can i get a rewind.
tony c just spilled gravy all over his new clownstep dubplate and blew out the speakers.
c-c-c-c-c-c-c-can i get a trainwreck?
The Ebay version of the GAN 11 M Pro.
Cuber: Is that a GAN 11 M Pro?!
Poor cuber: Naw fam thats a CAN 12 N Basic
Cuber: lol
Used to express understanding of a situation or when something seems very obvious to you.
"Did you feel the tension in that room? I wonder if something is going on between those two."
"Yeah, I can read a map."
or
"Hey, I don't know if I was being too subtle but I would like to spend some 'quality time' with you later, if you know what I mean."
"yeah, I can read a map."
"You can have a coke" is a more socially and publicly acceptable way of saying "you can s my d".
Can also be combined with lol-cat-speak for "You can haz a coke" or "A coke -- you can haz it".
Bon Qui Qui at King Burger:
Customer: Can I get a #6 with a cookies & cream milkshake?
Bon Qui Qui: You sure you don't just want a coke?
Customer: Pardon?
Bon Qui Qui: Then I gotta get the ice cream out, put some cookies all up in it. I don't even know how to use that blender, they got me pressin' all these crazy buttons. No, you can have a coke.
Realistically it's too late your just Cheating on yourself thinking in your mind.I Can Fix Her . Tho she doesn't even it's a problem Fantasy Boy
Friend:Hey.wdym whem you said .I Can Fix Her?
Fantasy Boy:I will clean her of her past sins.
A euphemism for self gratification in school. Refers to the excuse a student would offer to cover for his behavior.
Kevin was cleaning his Snapple can in math class.