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Bro code in a nutshell
Johnathan: BROS BEFORE HOES
John: FUCK YEAH DUDE
Johnathan:NEVER SNITCH!
John: HELL YEAH
Before I begin, the bro code is not a set in stone thing, there are certain rules that someone may or may not be comfortable with.
1a. Bros before hoes, if a man invites you to something before a woman does, you don’t cancel with the boys
1b. Always leave a urinal space in between another man, this is a rule that must not be broken
2. If your hanging out with your boys crush, you aren’t the funny one, he is
3. If your boy likes a woman that you like, let him have ‘em, it ain’t worth ruing your friendship
4. Don’t date exes unless your boy absolutely does not care if you two get together
5a. A real bro must drop everything to help his bro dump a chick
5b. If a man is flirting and her friend comes to try and stop it, you will intervene and stop the friend
6. Nod up: Sup
Nod down: respect
7. Don’t act up around females when the boys are there
8. Be the best wingman you can be, don’t embarrass him
Timmy: I gotta hang out with Tiffany
Tom: Bro you gotta follow the bro code
The stupidest thing ever made because what if a girl likes this guy but he can’t date her because his best friend likes her???? Then she’s stuck in agony because she’s too magnetic and everyone wants her so she has to suffer!?? Bullshit.
Girl: hey I like you
Boy: oh sorry you’re really amazing but my bud likes you. Ya know, bro code.
Girl: oh… okay
Bro Code is a sacred set of rules among men AKA the ‘bro’ community with a wide variety of rules.
Such as:
Rule 1. Bros before hoes
Rule 43. On sleep overs the boys must all sleep in the same bed
Rule 69. Bros can know non or all of sexual interaction with other bros and their partners
Rule 26. Never pee in the urinal next to another bro
Rule 93. If a bros girlfriend calls and says you’re bro said he was with you and he’s not, you cover for him and say he is
‘Phone rings’
Cole: “hello?”
Isaacs gf: “hey Cole, Isaac said he was going to hangout with you tonight, is he there”
Cole: (he’s not here) “yep he is what’s up
Isaacs gf: “can I talk to him”
Cole : “he just went to the bathroom to take a dump can I tell him something for you when he comes out”
Isaacs gf: “no it’s ok I’ll talk to him later I was just making sure he was with you”
Cole: (hangs up and texts Isaac) “hey bud you girl called asking if you were here I said you were ;) I got you! Bro Code”
A programming language that enables the programmer to write programs more or less independent of a particular computer
Are you writing in a high-level coding language or assembly language?
The best thing very because very Mike Espinosa Ekkovision type shit
You white boy use code Mikey on Ekkovision
Every person with red hair vows their life to loving the color green. They spend there day counting grass blades and attempting to communicate with worms using sounds waves that their millions of red antlers signal off the top of their head.
The Redheaded-code can control the life of all red headed people.