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blood cookie

to cut ones wrists and bake into a cookie.

my friend was sad so i made him a blood cookie.

by kello125 January 13, 2008

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cookie comrades

a name for a group of two friends or more (typically girls) who are punk but at the same time enjoy all things cute or kawaii. also particularly enjoy cookies and other sweets avoided by skinny, preppy bitches. this junk food appreciation is used as a "fuck you" to the pressures of modern society to diet and continually lose more and more weight. a mix of both riot grrl and BBW.

"I saw Jenny and Amber eating cupcakes like a pig!"
"Oh ya, you didn't hear? They're cookie comrades."

by colleenmonster August 28, 2007

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Cookie Facey

A god that is worshipped and often prayed to before eating babies by 6th graders in stem class.

"Lets go pray to cookie facey!" Shouted Avery

by 3qawz4sex5dr6f7tg8y80upiot7ir6 March 11, 2019

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Cookie Shlongster

A man shapes a cookie into the shape of his genitalia(a penis), bakes it, then fucks a girl in the ass with it. Afterwards, he eats the cookie.

Guy1: "Dude I gave my girlfriend a cookie shlongster last night."
Guy2: "I bet it tasted like shit!"
Guy1: "Yeah, it did. Literally..."

by AllieBigTits August 19, 2011

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Oggy Cookie

The act of nuting of a females forehead and slapping a cookie on her head

Guy 1: I gave Sarah an Oggy Cookie last night and she loved it
Guy 2: Nice bro

by CaptainHugeCock September 24, 2016

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Fortuine cookie

Asian equivalent to craka.

Eyy Louisa what up fortuine cookie.

Look at that sexy fortuine cookie over there.

by J_dawggggggg July 7, 2015

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colorado cookie

A cookie made with marijuana.

Dude I just made some Colorado cookies!

by shroomz December 23, 2014

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