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A boy with fluffy hair , quite shy but energetic, usually plays a sport or games or both , can’t hold or handle eye contact and gets nervous(probably will give u the side eye ),has a nice smile , funny and great t have around can make others cheer up in a instant ,nice to talk to and genuinely great company a 99/100 possibility he has anger issues but won’t take them out on u unless ur causing them
“Aww he’s so sweet”
“Gives me the vibe of a golden retriever”
“He’s a golden retriever boy”
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When a woman thinks she is worth more than gold based on her looks or the mere fact that she has a vagina and therefore men should worship her and or spend money on her.
1. "That KylieJordan must have golden pussy syndrome to think men will pay to be around her!"
2. "So this bitch at the bar TOLD me to buy her a drink, me thinks she's got a bad case of golden pussy syndrome."
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The most expensive weapon in Team Fortress 2. This weapon, as the name implies, is a golden version of the Frying Pan. Any enemy you kill with the pan will become gold statues instead of scattered body parts (or gibs) or ragdolls. According to the official Team Fortress 2 Wiki, the only way to obtain a Golden Frying Pan is a very rare drop received for completing an Advanced or Expert Tour of Duty in Mann Up mode. If you receive the golden pan drop, the game will display a message alert saying "(user) just received a Golden Frying Pan!"
According to backpack.tf, the golden pan is worth 1620-1780 keys, or $3153 to $3860. If you do receive it, just get ready for scammers or random people to add you for trades...
Bob: "There we go, just finished my 165th tour in MvM!
TF2 System: (displays alert)
Bob: "Huh, wonder what that says?"
TF2 System: "Bob just received a Golden Frying Pan!"
Bob: "… HOLY SHI-"
Like King Midas of greek mythology, a person with GPC believes their penis to be magical, witholding the power to turn a queer woman straight through intercourse. A common syndrome among straight cis men who believe lesbians only exist for their enjoyment.
Derived from an addiction to pornography and the inability to believe women can enjoy sex without his mighty member's participation and, therefore, a disease that causes great inconvenience to all sapphics.
Guy: "Hey, you're only a lesbian cuz you haven't had sex with me, I can turn you straight"
Girl: "Wow someone is suffering from The Golden Phallus Complex"
The sound of brass from a freshly-finished Czech VZ.61 Magazine hitting the ground a mere half second after said magazine has been fully spent. First coined by Brandon Herrera.
"Dear lord, that gun fires so fast they call it the Czech Golden Shower!"
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The Czech CZ-61 Scorpion Submachine, AKA the Klob from GoldenEye 64. So named for the fact that the weapon fires so quickly that when firing fully automatic it will fire all 20 rounds from the magazine before the first shell casings hit the ground, making the sound of all 20 casings hitting the ground audible to those nearby. The term first coined by Brandon Herrera, The AK-Guy of YouTube fame.
"Dude, did you hear that?"
"Yeah, sounds like someone just got a czech golden shower from a scorpion..."
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When a groupie fucks every member of any particular band.
"Marla has fucked everyone in The Rolling Stones except Mick Jagger, once she's fucked him she will have the golden ratio."
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