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A cartoon series. Popular among 8 year olds and 13-25 year olds, it has become a widely popular internet meme. The characters include party pony Pinkie Pie, country gal Applejack, bookworm unicorn Twilight Sparkle, fashionista Rarity, tomboy racer Rainbow Dash, shy quiet Fluttershy, and baby dragon Spike. The characters discover new things about friendship each day and write about them in a letter to Princess Celestia. It is a cute show with good animation and it's pretty funny too.
Bob: Dude did you watch My Little Pony Friendship is Magic last night?
Douche: fag...
Bobs friend: Shut up Douche nobody likes you. MLP is fucking awesome!
Bob: My favorite part was when Fluttershy...
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A small pill made up of a compressed sponge inside a gel pill. When placed in water the casing dissolves, the sponge grows, and all delight! The sponge is often colored and cut into fun shapes, such as animals or dinosaurs.
I bought a pack of magic growing sponge egg toys for my kids, but they ate them all. They've been puking rainbow sponge dinos for hours.
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An amazing cartoon whose fan base consists of not only little girls, (and is not limited too...) teenage guys and older known as "bronies". It is well liked for the show's interesting plot lines, well developed characters, and nostalgic feel. Often times Bronies will be ridiculed by idiots who think guys are weird for watching a show with a target demographic of toddlers, but almost all of the time, the ridiculers have never seen one episode and jump to the conclusion that anyone over the age of 13 that watched My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic is a loser. This is not true, in fact, many Bronies are often smarter and much better people than losers who insult you for watching the show.
1) If everyone watched My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, then there would be world peace.
2) If only people would watch an episode of My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic before insulting others.
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A MLP Television show. It is a spin off of the original 1980's movie/toy/show. This show has a large demographic, because it is seemingly made for 6 year old girls but is very popular among males (not limited to) 13-30 years old. These males are called bronies. People usually give them shit for watching a TV show made for 5 year olds, but most of the people who ridicule them are people who have never watched the show.
Brony: I just watched the whole first season of My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic! Fluttershy is totally my favorite pony
Random Fag: WOW KID! U WUD WATCH MY LTTL PNY!
Brony: You should really check it out before you give me shit.. here's the link
*3 hours later*
NewBrony(Random Fag): Holy shit bro.. you're a god.
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Something said by seniors to underclassmen (generally freshmen) to intimidate and frighten them. 100% effective.
Patrick (senior): Dude, check this out.
(freshman walks by)
Patrick: I FUCKED ON THE MAGIC SCHOOL BUS.
(freshman begins to run)
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My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic is a show that began in 2010. It was aimed toward little girls, but got a fandom of a larger age group, called Bronies. The show was created by Lauren Faust, who worked on Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends and Powerpuff Girls, so she is automatically awesome. The show's fandom has gotten a large amount of criticism from people who consider the older fanbase pedophiles and/or gay. I am a brony myself, but I'm not gonna talk about that. The show features 6 ponies, which includes Twilight Sparkle, Applejack, Rainbow Dash, Rarity, Fluttershy, and Pinkie Pie. The names sound unappealing to many people, but the characters are great. The show is on Netflix, for people who want to try it out. And if you don't like it, I don't mind, but don't go "OMG BRONIES ARE GAY".
What Non-Bronies should act like.
Brony: I watch My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic. It's a great show.
Non-Brony: Well, okay. I won't judge you by the show you watch.
What Non-Bronies are like right now.
Brony: I watch My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic. It's a great show.
Non-Brony: OMG U R GAY.
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In order to achieve a "Kaki Kessem", there must be no feces on your first wipe after secreting bodily fluids out your bum. If the wiping process exceeds 1 wiping motion, you have failed to achieve a "Kaki Kessem"
Some Rules:
If there are enough feces to require you to even begin a second wipe, you have failed to achieve a "Kaki Kessem".
Similar to the "tuck rule" in the NFL, if you reach for the toilet paper for a second time but decline to touch it, you have achieved a "Kaki Kessem", it is only when the player actually makes contact with the toilet paper does the failing take place. This is referred to as the "Touch Rule".
Writers opinion:
We pretty much all have to be in agreement that a Kaki Kessem is a perfect combination of convenience and pleasure. Truly one of the underrated miracles that exist on this earth....Thank you
"I've only had 2 Kaki Kessems in my life. But boy were those first wipes clean"
"As soon as I realize that I have experienced a Kaki Kessem (Poop Magic) , I immediately text my friend 'man my T.P. is so white dude'"
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