The Music Industry

Don't worry, it will hopefully explode taking these people with it (notice how I don't say Musicians but instead people)- I call this the SHITLIST.
Everyone working in the Music Industry
Justin Bieber, Lady Gaga, Usher, T-Pain, BrokenCyde, Jonas Brothers, 30h!3, All American Rejects, Green Day, Kanye West, Miley Cyrus, Lil Wayne, Soulja Boy, Drake, Beyoance, Rihanna, Chris Brown, and Katy Perry. Basically everything on the Mainstream Radio considered "music" and "talent".

Oh, and lets have Nu Metal/Post Grunge/ and Alt. Metal in that giant cluster fuck. Maybe some Deathcore/Metalcore bands that are professsionals at wanking there guitars and being "br00tal?" Yeah, Breakdowns in every song is original, while every other Deathcore/Metalcore band is doing it too.

Eventually Deathcore/Metalcore will die out like Grunge did (Grunge was awesome) because everyone will be trying to jump on the bandwagon to become famous. (This goes out to all guitar wankers)Wanking your guitars, playing open strings, and drop tuning does not make you BRUTAL, talent is based on your playing, not how BR00t4l/loud you are. Only thing talented in the Deathcore/Metalcore is the drums and some Screamers.

*this goes out to mainstream radio*Using Autotune, saying shawty, having people write your songs, walking around half naked for horny teenage dudes does not make you talented, it makes you a slut. So all I can say now is FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCKITY FUCK.

Girl: Hey Justin Bieber is Talented look at his Youtube Videos!
Dude: Thats because girls like you go on his videos to finger themselves and because real musicians and actual human beings know he is turning you into a daft idiot. Also because we have this fetish to insult him by calling him a faggot. We still don't know how he got into The Music Industry, oh wait. Thats because his appearance appeals to teeny boppers.

Scene Girl: OMG OLI SYKES YERR SEEEW HOT!!! OMFG! YER TEHHHH BEZZZZT!!!
Dude: Seriously? Listen to some real Deathcore/Metalcore Music... The Faceless, and Between the Buried and Me.

Society is so dumbed down by Sex that the movie Idiocracy will probably more than likely come true.

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Music Whore

A girl who will listen to stuff that she thinks other people will appreciate her for thus, over-downloading music and memorzing lyrics so she will seem indie and musically cultured.

Most likely she doesn't know anything about cool music and she overlistens to it after it's on her ipod, therefore she 'whores' the music.

Girl:
(Hears a distant Red Hot Chili Peppers song)

O. M. G. whaaaaat is that song. I absolutely NEED it on my ipod.
Thinks to herself:
I am so freaking cool.

Guy:

You are such a music whore.

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Miracle Musical

best fucking music anyone's ever heard like holy shit how do you hear these songs and not begin miracle musicaling all over the place
it's a side project of joe hawley, fun fact about miracle musical the mind electric was originally for tally hall but was scrapped. also a lot of the tally hall members are also part of miracle musical don't know if they kept it coming back though

guy 1: " it feels like flying but maybe we're dying "
guy 2: " hey did you know that song's 7 minutes long and it's by ミラクルミュージカル also known as miracle musical? "
guy 1: " ... "

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Musical Fruit

Someone who is like crazy into musical theater. They'll go to any musical, play, or thing having to do with theater thats in the area.

Uh leah is such a musical fruit all she does is go to musicals on the weekend!!!

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Musical rut

a certain situation in which a person is stuck in a void where they are unable to find new good songs causing him/her to loop one last good song over and over again

I'm in a musical rut :( Suggest some new songs to me! (Preferably not pentagon) Thank you :)

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Country Music

worst fucking genre of music ever. if you listen to this, you 100% fuck your brothers and sisters lol

"yo imma listen to some country music"
"YOU FUCKING FAG"

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Country Music

Country Music, the Ass Cheese of Music, wishes it could be as great as Heavy Metal. Sadly this is one of the stupidest types of music.

Country Music sucks so much! “Yeah let’s ditch this Stupid Concert”.

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